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Herozen 2023 年 5 月 26 日 上午 7:51
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the 7 deadly sins of DRG, and their punishments
Wrath: being a "ramp rambo" and stalling on the ramp to kill bugs while the rest of the team is inside the pod
punishment: every dwarf inside the pod is allowed to fire upon you with their full remaining arsenal with intent to down

envy: Teamkilling a fellow dwarf because he has a sexier beard than you
punishment: you will be shaved bald, dressed as a scout and thrown into a pit of 3 drillers

greed: taking more than 1 resupply segment without asking
punishment: you will be held down by the limbs as each team member shoots you with their highest single target damage weapons straight into the gunk seeds.

sloth: going afk without warning during a mission
punishment: you will be pranked by john. pranks include: being buried alive, being used for target practice, being used as a pin for shellback bowling, having elf slurs written on your face, having your hand placed in a bowl of warm liquid morkite.

lust: drawing/looking at glyphid rule34
punishment: you will be destroyed at the subatomic level

gluttony: taking another dwarf's buff beer
punishment: you will be shoved in a barrel, be filled with the waste products from the medbay, and then kicked into the barrel hoop

pride: bossing around greenbeards and talking down to them
you will be chained to a chair and forced to sit through a 3 hour theatrical performance in which chibbity, dwarfurious, femboy thighs, and myself describe how morbidly obese your mother is, while a dwarf next to you gives bad hot-takes about why your main class is trash
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BlackCockDown 2023 年 5 月 27 日 上午 10:40 
The more likely case of envy would be drillers TCF-ing players mining minerals because they want the mining rights
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Marmarmar34 2023 年 5 月 27 日 上午 10:59 
引用自 babuk.fracal：
引用自 Herozen：
lust: drawing/looking at glyphid rule34
punishment: you will be destroyed at the subatomic level

Ho no, its hollow knight r34 all over again
We love grimm
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babuk.fracal 2023 年 5 月 27 日 上午 11:57 
引用自 Marmarmar34：
引用自 babuk.fracal：

Ho no, its hollow knight r34 all over again
We love grimm
I quote : ITS ALL HORNET LEWD !
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Panacea 2023 年 5 月 27 日 下午 8:44 
引用自 Herozen：
引用自 Πανάκεια：
A Gentleman's Guide to DRG

My gal Doretta is thicc and fine. She's a 1st class LADY, and I get head from her every chance I get.

I love riding Molly, horizontal or vertical, she always finds way to spice things up.

BET-C loves to blow me (and cheer me) up. When I'm stuck out on a ledge, she always knows how to get me off.

HACK-C is the shy type, but is always delighted by a gentle petting. Just be careful with incontinent ordinance around her; she won't put up with it.
it would've cost you exactly 0 credits to post this. you shall now endure all punishments at once

What do you mean?
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Zierus 2023 年 5 月 27 日 下午 10:30 
What about drinking leaf lovers.
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Panacea 2023 年 5 月 28 日 上午 4:54 
引用自 gimmethegepgun：
引用自 Πανάκεια：
A Gentleman's Guide to DRG

My gal Doretta is thicc and fine. She's a 1st class LADY, and I get head from her every chance I get.

I love riding Molly, horizontal or vertical, she always finds way to spice things up.

BET-C loves to blow me (and cheer me) up. When I'm stuck out on a ledge, she always knows how to get me off.

HACK-C is the shy type, but is always delighted by a gentle petting. Just be careful with incontinent ordinance around her; she won't put up with it.
What, no love for Bosco?
Absolutely zero love for Bosco. He always picks the WORST moments to play keep-away with aquarks.
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Deer-Lover 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:07 
Lust:Writing or looking at Dorreta r actually i think you know sooo
Punishment:2000 tons of glyphid swarmer bites your gunk seed, Or as pinos says DEATH!
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Marmarmar34 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:22 
引用自 i hate leaf lovers：
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjSJmjGQ0iE
Brown: the feeling of needing to shidsing. Cool Necro btw
最后由 Marmarmar34 编辑于; 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:24
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JeanneOskoure 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:38 
引用自 I'M GOING PSYCHO YEEEEAAAAAA：
guys did you know there's porn on the internet???? ERMAGERD :OOOOOO SO freaking epic, keanu chungus approves
"Your honour, furries."
Internet: "Death."

Do Glyphids even count as furry at that point?
最后由 JeanneOskoure 编辑于; 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:44
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doomerinthedark 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:43 
引用自 JeanneOskoure：
引用自 I'M GOING PSYCHO YEEEEAAAAAA：
guys did you know there's porn on the internet???? ERMAGERD :OOOOOO SO freaking epic, keanu chungus approves
Your honour, furries.
Internet: Death
i hate how true this is, does anybody know why the internet hates furries so much? i used to hate them myself, but now i just dont get it
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Marmarmar34 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 8:45 
引用自 Boycar the Fourth：
引用自 JeanneOskoure：
Your honour, furries.
Internet: Death
i hate how true this is, does anybody know why the internet hates furries so much? i used to hate them myself, but now i just dont get it
Weird fetish junk getting spammed everywhere. At least that's what it used to be. Now, it's just general opinion grandfathered in from that era.
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BaronVonNapking 2023 年 8 月 22 日 上午 9:11 
引用自 Boycar the Fourth：
引用自 JeanneOskoure：
Your honour, furries.
Internet: Death
i hate how true this is, does anybody know why the internet hates furries so much? i used to hate them myself, but now i just dont get it
You want me to bring out a list?

Or can I just say "because zoophilia" and you'll get why I hate perverse communities like this?
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