Total glyphid death

[Zeem]

Kill glyphids. Behead glyphids. Roundhouse kick a glyphid into granite. Slam dunk a glyphid swarmer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate in a glyphids food. Launch gluphids into the sun. Stir fry glyphids in a wok. Toss glyphids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a glyphid dreadnought egg. Judo throw glyphids into a mineral grinder. Twist glyphids heads off. Report glyphids to the DRG. Karate chop glyphids in half. Curb stomp glyphid spawn egg. Trap glyphids in quicksand. Crush glyphids with a drop pod. Liquefy glyphids in corrosive sludge. Eat glyphids. Dissect glyphids. Exterminate glyphids in the gas chamber. Stomp glyphid exoskeletons with adamantine toed boots. Cremate glyphids in the oven. Lobotomize glyphids. Mandatory abortions for glyphids. Grind glyphid swarmers in the garbage disposal. Drown glyphids in liquid morkite. Vaporize glyphids with a wave cooker. Kick old glyphids down mine shafts. Feed glyphids to macteras. Crush glyphids with a pickaxe.

[kestrel]

hoooooly zased

[ShugoTheRipper]

Based

[Zeem]

Put C4 in a glyphid's mouth. Throw axes at glyphids. Inflate glyphids until they pop. Send glyphids into a blackhole. Sterilize glyphids. Feed glyphids poisoned food. Force glyphids to walk on hot rock. Push glyphids into a pit. Kneel on a glyphid's thorax. Curse glyphids with a spell. Stuff glyphid spawns into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten glyphids with a drilldozer. Pop a glyphid's blisters. Strike glyphid swarmers with a pickaxe. Make glyphids swim in the toxic goo. Cut off a glyphid's legs. Airdrop glyphids into glacial strata. Throw glyphids off the space rig. Pressurize glyphids into fine crystals. Set off leadbursters in a glyphid's abdomen. Falcon-punch a glyphid in the jaw. Make glyphids into fiction. Blow glyphids heads off with grenade launchers. Blow glyphids brains open with M1000. Lock glyphids in a cage and drown them in neurotoxin. Nail glyphids to a cross and stab them. Run over glyphids with a drilldozer legs-first. Crush glyphids with a minehead. Attack glyphids with acid. Boil glyphids in a pan. Lock glyphids inside a brazen bull. Burn glyphids alive. Drag glyphids across electric crystals. Pour molten lava on glyphids. Quarter glyphids. Impale glyphids on a pike. Total glyphid death.

[Chilled Nomi]

I have this odd feeling that someone here is not the most fond of Glyphids.

[Mastema]

>not even full copypasta

[Ɛ: ʎɥɔʇɐԀ]

here is your award, you deserved it

[MrPurple33]

As a True Dwarf, I Salute You Zeem

KILL ALL THE DAMN BUGS, especially those Idiotic "Pet" Ones some Traitors have
(NO, I shall NEVER call them by a name)

I won't get as In-Depth or as Descriptive as you Wonderfully have Zeem, but I Full Heartedly Agree- Kill All The Bugs- Shoot em, Stab em, Slice em, Dice em, Crush em, Kick em, Stomp em, Throw em off a Ledge, Blow em Up, Burn em, Freeze em, Sludge em, Fight em, Bite em, Just to Spite em, and Despite em, and Nuke em From Space, Just to be Sure

If it wasn't for the Fact Hoxxes is So Valuable in Riches and Profit that we have to be somewhat careful in Obtaining that Wealth, and go down and get the Resources Personally, The Planet would be Blown to Bits and the Chunks collected for any further Resource Processing- Even with us being "careful" we've managed to Crack a Huge Part of the
Crust away, and Drilled Down into the Magma Part of the Mantle

Yes, Kill All The Damn Bugs, with GLEE
Rock and Stone

and -Award Sent- Zeem

[MrPurple33]

Originally posted by Zeem:

Inflate glyphids until they pop.

I also Greatly Enjoyed the Dig Dug Reference

[BaronVonNapking]

Did anyone mention...
Tie glyphid upside down and saw straight down from the top making it drown in its own organs and blood.

Tie glyphid to Bosco and drag until it gets too exhausted to carry on, then continue dragging it on the rough, sharp ground, slowly shredding your way into its flesh, but don't stop there either.

Force feed a glyphid its own children with razor blades.

Trap glyphid in a tube with shallow running acid at the bottom, quickly disolving it from the feet and up.

Tie glyphid to a wooden horse and tighten it each day.

Rip off its jaws with nothing but an iron glove

Leave glyphid on an ancient cosmic horror planet.

Cut off the skin/shell keeping its organs from falling out and leave it.

Pop its ear drums, burn away its taste, if possible make it blind (it might have eyes under some skin like the xenomorphs).

Dip half the body of the glyphid in liquid nitrogen and yes, you gueassed it, leave it.

Split all its "feet" in half and force it to walk around.

Feed a glyphid only parts of itself till it dies.

And the worst fate of them all... leave the glyphid alone for 5 minutes with Jeanne (honestly may actually be a bit too barbaric for my taste)

[doomerinthedark]

Originally posted by LordNapking:

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good lord above, just shoot them

[JeanneOskoure]

Originally posted by LordNapking:

And the worst fate of them all... leave the glyphid alone for 5 minutes with Jeanne (honestly may actually be a bit too barbaric for my taste)

Tame the glyphid with beast master on a regenerative bug mutator, leaving it with enough consciousness to make it feel the pain of murdering its relatives, while its mangled body is on the brink of death but still heals enough for it to keep fighting against its will forever and ever. Let it eat its own kind while we W A T C H.