Deep Rock Galactic
Spoo2234 Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:42am
the reason karl died
a driller tossed a c4 at him and killed him. if you see a driller, do it for karl
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Pixel Dog Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:44am 
Karl killed original Driller and became one to get revenge on all the other scouts
ShugoTheRipper Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:44am 
Originally posted by Mark, The Devourer:
Originally posted by ShugoTheRipper:
The Real Lore™

Karl died of a heart attack after running train on a forbidden Elf orgy for 36 hours straight. The team then proceed to multch the body and try to flush it down the space rig toilets. It failed. So they started jamming up the toilets and doing everything possible to hide their sins; culminating in the driller ramming all his C4 down the S-bend and blowing it up.

And this is why we poop on Hoxess.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is horrible.
how you come up with this stuff, Shugo, amazes me
Spoo2234 Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:46am 
Originally posted by ShugoTheRipper:
Originally posted by Mark, The Devourer:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is horrible.
how you come up with this stuff, Shugo, amazes me
amazing
Dmitry Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:32am 
Karl is killed by a Glyphid Exploder sneaking up behind him
Last edited by Dmitry; Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:32am
Tehone Mar 13, 2023 @ 2:52am 
Karl died after a zombie bite :(
Vinegaroon Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:18am 
I like the idea that Karl killed an insect queen but lost his life in the process, this also being a reason the bugs have an absolute distain for us
Originally posted by ShugoTheRipper:
Originally posted by Mark, The Devourer:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is horrible.
how you come up with this stuff, Shugo, amazes me
I thought I’d never have to see that again.
I hate you, but thank you.
Rob DiGiorno Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:38am 
can you believe that some dwarves don't believe in karl?

the one I was talking to missed the drop pod back home, sadly

we found his remains later though
RaindropperinG Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:53am 
Karl didn't die.
BaronVonNapking Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:59am 
Originally posted by Rob DiGiorno:
can you believe that some dwarves don't believe in karl?

the one I was talking to missed the drop pod back home, sadly

we found his remains later though
It just struck me...
When you find lost gear, and everyone is standing around it and grabbing the stuff... we celebrate by R&S... I mean I can easily think of some excuses for it (like he died doing what he loved etc.), but we all know we do it cause we got something nice... it's like I see a dead man on the street and take his wallet, then shout HURRAY!!! with my friends...

(Not that I think there's anything wrong with that).
Last edited by BaronVonNapking; Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:59am
Chibbity Mar 13, 2023 @ 6:01am 
Originally posted by LordNapking:
It just struck me...
When you find lost gear, and everyone is standing around it and grabbing the stuff... we celebrate by R&S... I mean I can easily think of some excuses for it (like he died doing what he loved etc.), but we all know we do it cause we got something nice... it's like I see a dead man on the street and take his wallet, then shout HURRAY!!! with my friends...

(Not that I think there's anything wrong with that).

Because they were a clone, like you; and the sweet release of death from this eternal servitude is a joyous occasion!
Rob DiGiorno Mar 13, 2023 @ 10:19am 
Originally posted by Chibbity:
Originally posted by LordNapking:
It just struck me...
When you find lost gear, and everyone is standing around it and grabbing the stuff... we celebrate by R&S... I mean I can easily think of some excuses for it (like he died doing what he loved etc.), but we all know we do it cause we got something nice... it's like I see a dead man on the street and take his wallet, then shout HURRAY!!! with my friends...

(Not that I think there's anything wrong with that).

Because they were a clone, like you; and the sweet release of death from this eternal servitude is a joyous occasion!


I'm not a clone

just because we all look alike and do and say the same exact things...

wait a minute
Originally posted by Rob DiGiorno:
Originally posted by Chibbity:

Because they were a clone, like you; and the sweet release of death from this eternal servitude is a joyous occasion!


I'm not a clone

just because we all look alike and do and say the same exact things...

wait a minute
It's the beer!

they put something in the beer, to make you forget.

To forget that we're... Eh?! What was I talking about?
The Lunar Douche Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:08am 
Originally posted by Mark, The Devourer:
Originally posted by Rob DiGiorno:


I'm not a clone

just because we all look alike and do and say the same exact things...

wait a minute
It's the beer!

they put something in the beer, to make you forget.

To forget that we're... Eh?! What was I talking about?

Have a Smart Stout, miner. Maybe then you'll remember.
Paintbrush Mar 13, 2023 @ 11:11am 
that means Karl was a scout.
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