Hello, future mayors!

Holdopolis is a city builder with one strange but iron-clad economy: the whole town has exactly one paid public toilet, and the entire treasury depends on it.

• You draw the queues yourself. Six entrance types — general, workers, discount, VIP, emergency and free — each with its own price, priority and "who may use it" list.

• Every rush hour is graded A to F. Everyone needs to go in the morning. And again in the evening.

• The city grows on its own. Children are born, workers arrive by bus. Not enough flats — tents appear; not enough patience — the bushes.

• The Ministry of Patience and the city council press from above: directives, audits, four parties and elections.

• 73 events and dilemmas: a philosopher in the stall, a minister in disguise in the queue, a sewer burst, the queue storming the toilet.

• Town legends: Arkady Gazetov and his newspaper, Granny Zina, who has been queuing since 1987, and Professor Peeblov.

• The goal of it all — a Great Civilization and the "Patience-1" rocket.

There is a streamer mode with big emotes and louder gags. Name citizens after your viewers and follow their fate in the "Breaking News" window. Let chat decide whether a pregnant woman may skip the queue and whether to accept payment in potatoes.

We'll share development news right here. Add the game to your wishlist so you don't miss the launch, and drop by the discussions — we read everything.
Hold on. But not for long.