[GOOFPOST] The WASHER

[Insignus]

"The Wide Area Strategic Home Energy Relay enables enterprising pioneers to create a wireless power field capable of powering several dozen structures without the hazards of potentially lethal live power wires hanging in space where they could easily electrocute a pioneer. Instead, electrocution is reduced to a baseline .5% per second probability over the entire area. Exchange your coupons in the SINK to purchase it Today!"

[Kage Goomba]

Power lines are lethal?

[saintspirit]

Not just electrocution, but strangulation as well. Those cables are death traps. Think about all those poor pioneers and donate now to the "Fond for endangered pioneers".

[Dirtyshadow]

Wireless power was the speculation for 1.0 when a new teir was announced, that Sloops where going to be it, and the each reveal with the purple auras from machines and the augmented.

[Oceanstorm]

Originally posted by Insignus:

"The Wide Area Strategic Home Energy Relay enables enterprising pioneers to create a wireless power field capable of powering several dozen structures without the hazards of potentially lethal live power wires hanging in space where they could easily electrocute a pioneer. Instead, electrocution is reduced to a baseline .5% per second probability over the entire area. Exchange your coupons in the SINK to purchase it Today!"

BUT WAIT......THERE'S MORE!
Purchase within the next 30 galactic standard seconds and you will receive a Power Field Power Washer.
Yes, this super efficient washing device will keep those power fields looking great!
Feel that special tingling as the water steams off and leaves those power fields sparking!
Don't Wait...Buy Now So You Too Can Have ADA Tell You Much Time You Have Wasted

[kLuns]

You are aware that the cables are insulated, right?
That makes it user error if you get a shock.

[Wolfie_]

Originally posted by Oceanstorm:

BUT WAIT......THERE'S MORE!
Purchase within the next 30 galactic standard seconds and you will receive a Power Field Power Washer.
Yes, this super efficient washing device will keep those power fields looking great!
Feel that special tingling as the water steams off and leaves those power fields sparking!
Don't Wait...Buy Now So You Too Can Have ADA Tell You Much Time You Have Wasted

... yes, 'cause water and electricity go so well together, what could possibly go wrong. :P