The Speedrun Records Thread

[Obz3hL33t]

Speedruns, that most competitive of competitive metrics!

I've divided speedruns into Elevator and Elevator Ficsmas. In this way I have a really good chance of holding the Ficsmas speed record for a full 7 months even with a mediocre time. Hah hah! I win!

The timer stops when you take a SCREENSHOT of yourself HOLDING THE GOLDEN COFFEE CUP. Acquiring and equipping the Golden Cup is part of the contest. Why? Two reasons: first, it's an easy visual proof, and second, because it's there.

Your Ficsmas time needs to also have your fully-upgraded Ficsmas Tree in the shot.

Post your best Elevator and Ficsmas times, and compete!

(Why am I not actually posting my time and claiming my 7 months of uncontested glory? Because I dismantled my Ficsmas Tree February 1st and disqualified myself. Alas, so close.)

[DrEvilHomer]

No

[Wolfgang]

You mean that:
https://www.speedrun.com/satisfactory?h=4Package-Update_7-Solo&x=02qepjp2-kn0zgoo8.81w0exvl-p8555q58.mln2850l

[Obz3hL33t]

Yes, I mean that. 19h is crazy! But no Ficsmas + 4package%, so I'm still #1!

[Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Obz3hL33t:

Yes, I mean that. 19h is crazy! But no Ficsmas + 4package%, so I'm still #1!

Then submit it there.

[Man's Best Friend]

Originally posted by Obz3hL33t:

Yes, I mean that. 19h is crazy! But no Ficsmas + 4package%, so I'm still #1!

Oh yeah? Well I did it faster than you. So I'm number 1.

[Obz3hL33t]

I deleted my Ficsmas Tree Feb 1 and disqualified myself. I totally did it though!

[Man's Best Friend]

And I totally did it faster than you. Since we're going by school yard levels of claims, I win.

Also for someone who admits that they have no proof, and therefore won't be claiming their "7 months of uncontested glory" you seem to be making a lot of claims to said glory. By your own admission, you disqualified yourself. That means you don't get any claims to glory.

[Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Obz3hL33t:

I deleted my Ficsmas Tree Feb 1 and disqualified myself. I totally did it though!

And I got 1000 coupons per second. I deleted any evidence of that but I totally did it though!

[Veeshan]

Could be enjoyable unless there is a lot of BS cheesing the alternate recipe system. That'd be pretty boring.

Any fun videos of a run?

[Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Veeshan:

Could be enjoyable unless there is a lot of BS cheesing the alternate recipe system. That'd be pretty boring.

Any fun videos of a run?

I think the videos are all linked on the website I linked.

[Obz3hL33t]

1000 coupons a second? I got over 9,000 just from defeating wildlife. I got so good they started loading themselves onto the conveyor just to avoid the brutal efficiency of my Xeno-basher!

[Huren Ogeko]

wow this thread turned out to be more fun to read then I thought it would be

[Obz3hL33t]

Imagine if I really DO have a picture of Golden Cup and Ficsmas Tree and was just waiting to see if anyone else did. Who wants to be shot down by some absurdly short time?

But if nobody posts any results then *BAM* Uncontested Glory, baby! The only kind I'll ever know ...

[Man's Best Friend]

Keep telling yourself that, buddy. Even if you do post a picture, you still have nothing. A picture of you holding the mug and the tree in the distance is meaningless. One can easily just edit their save to have those things. It's trivial. Now, if you had a link to a video of you doing it, as is standard proof of speedruns, then we can talk.

[nfgman]

Too easy. How 'bout a speedrun to exceed 500 million points per coupon.