cyber wagon - wtf?

[Chris Solomon]

this game and it's graphics are great. so why was such a poor job done with the cyber wagon? not only are the wheels square but the the player model sits below the wagon, sticking up out of the ground. the textures on it are also not up to par. it looks like something from a game made 30 years ago!

https://1drv.ms/u/s!AouWDY3RtbYPhKIMdbF2i1c7Nt7CEw

https://1drv.ms/u/s!AouWDY3RtbYPhKIOSVFYL4oFEnt_2w

[Chris Solomon]

i have no idea idea why you posted a link to the wahington post. are you just posting links to random stories? also you can't really read the story, it is black text on black background

[Suzaku]

Can't tell if bait or not, but it's called a joke.

[IPWIW]

Humor
It's not meant to be serious/used/efficient

Originally posted by Chris Solomon:

you can't

I can(on mobile
Maybe just you

[Chris Solomon]

really? source please.
also, figured out how to get it fueled up:

just spawn it in range of a truck station that has a supply of packaged fuel

[Chris Solomon]

Originally posted by IPWIW:

Humor
It's not meant to be serious/used/efficient

Originally posted by Chris Solomon:

you can't

I can(on mobile
Maybe just you

it's not me, but maybe the steam ingame browser

[IPWIW]

https://satisfactory.gamepedia.com/Cyber_Wagon

The Cyber Wagon is a vehicle, originally jokingly announced shortly after the Tesla Cybertruck was unveiled, that was later introduced into the game after enough positive feedback.

[IPWIW]

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck
https://youtu.be/udxR5rBq_Vg

[Suzaku]

Originally posted by Chris Solomon:

also, figured out how to get it fueled up:

just spawn it in range of a truck station that has a supply of packaged fuel

You interact with the rear of it and place any fuel source in the gas tank.

[Chris Solomon]

well,darn..... i saw it and was excited. but its a worthless item.....

[Chris Solomon]

not sure why, but i am outside of it right now and behind it, watching it slowly slide to the right.....

[DrNewcenstein]

Originally posted by Chris Solomon:

it looks like something from a game made 30 years ago!

You have seen the actual Tesla Cyberwagon, right? It literally looks like something from a 30 year old video game. Or Morrowind. It looks like it came straight out of the first Tomb Raider.

[Chris Solomon]

i was refering to the textures, and the square wheels

[Tomtommer]

It's the best flying vehicle in the game.

[PersonIDK]

Toss that puppy on a jump pad and get back to us. Also it's a joke, that's why it's the way it is.

[🦊Λℚ𝓤ΛƑΛᗯҜᔕ🦊]

Originally posted by Chris Solomon:

i was refering to the textures, and the square wheels

The Cyber Wagon exists only as a joke item. It's not real and not intended to be used as a serious vehicle in this game. It's an easter egg. Look at it and laugh and then dismantle it and move on with your life. You're trying to find meaning in an item that has no meaning. Don't be so serious with life.