Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

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Best Insults? [Update, Nov. 13, 2018]
What are the best insults you've come up with?

Old Classy Insults[docs.google.com]
Above is the old document featuring a lot of the old classics found when the game was newer. I since then have begun making a new one. Link posted at the bottom!

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It's been a long time since I touched Oh...Sir! and I apologize for not being so active on updates as I said I would be relating to this thread and the Google doc above. I hope to change that now.

Seeing as lots of updates have released and the likelihood of lots of new and interesting characters have been introduced, that paves the way for an entirely new experience. That said, I'm going to begin writing a new Google document featuring new and updated insults from the game. The old one will be present and available but will not be updated anymore.

The reason I feel like doing this is because I have been out of the loop for so long and this was severely outdated. Instead of tediously catching up I could just start a new one. :D: Keep posting them here and the link provided below as suggestions and I will subscribe somehow to the document and keep an eye on it.

New Classy Insults[docs.google.com]
Last edited by The Onyx Tiger; Nov 13, 2018 @ 4:13pm
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The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 9:55am 
Mine was so far:
"Your son probably murdered this conversation, you cross-eyed, inbred muckspout!"
Dr. Sinclair Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:04pm 
"Your house smells of a demon's a*****e and your wife is your mother"
Last edited by Dr. Sinclair; Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:04pm
The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:08pm 
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
"Your house smells of a demon's a*****e and your wife is your mother"
Oh, the classic "your wife is your mother" insult. Nice one. :D
Dr. Sinclair Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:09pm 
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
"Your house smells of a demon's a*****e and your wife is your mother"
Oh, the classic "your wife is your mother" insult. Nice one. :D
i kinda love tossing the demon's one xD
Last edited by Dr. Sinclair; Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:09pm
The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:10pm 
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Oh, the classic "your wife is your mother" insult. Nice one. :D
i kinda love tossing the demon's one xD
I've never seen that one. :P
Dr. Sinclair Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:11pm 
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
i kinda love tossing the demon's one xD
I've never seen that one. :P
its for the lo wang (or whatever) only
The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:13pm 
Oh, okay. I only play as that Sir Knight guy. Finished my first tournament so unlocked everyone except him. Is there a way to unlock new ways to insult? Like more words?
Dr. Sinclair Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:14pm 
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Oh, okay. I only play as that Sir Knight guy. Finished my first tournament so unlocked everyone except him. Is there a way to unlock new ways to insult? Like more words?
dont know any, but im sure more will come with patches ;)
The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:15pm 
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Oh, okay. I only play as that Sir Knight guy. Finished my first tournament so unlocked everyone except him. Is there a way to unlock new ways to insult? Like more words?
dont know any, but im sure more will come with patches ;)
Hope so. Hope the devs didn't do a hit and run with this game. Love its simplicity!
Dr. Sinclair Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:15pm 
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
dont know any, but im sure more will come with patches ;)
Hope so. Hope the devs didn't do a hit and run with this game. Love its simplicity!
they mentioned patch in some other topic. so lets just wait :D
The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:20pm 
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Hope so. Hope the devs didn't do a hit and run with this game. Love its simplicity!
they mentioned patch in some other topic. so lets just wait :D
Add me if you'd like to have an insult battle! I want a new bird, mine's dead! >:(
Dr. Sinclair Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:20pm 
Originally posted by Aaron552™:
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
they mentioned patch in some other topic. so lets just wait :D
Add me if you'd like to have an insult battle! I want a new bird, mine's dead! >:(
sure, ill just take some nap, really tired xD
Neithan Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
In the tournament final, I was able to pull of

"Your son died for your sins, and your mother is ugly and farted on a frightened schoolboy, nudge nudge!"
The Onyx Tiger Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:25pm 
Originally posted by Neithan:
In the tournament final, I was able to pull of

"Your son died for your sins, and your mother is ugly and farted on a frightened schoolboy, nudge nudge!"
That's a good one. :D
Neithan Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:27pm 
Yeah, wish I made a screenshot, but I was so tired I forgot, I was barely keeping awake and already thinking of going to bed when I discovered this game yesterday, and just had to get and try it out instantly xD
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