Global Gameplay Stats

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 18
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79.3%

Mic Drop

Win your first argument.
71.3%

I Know Insults!

Play the basic tutorial.
37.3%

Learn The Meaning of Life

Complete the Insulting Tournament.
31.4%

It's Getting Crowded

Unlock two additional characters.
24.3%

M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT

Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
8.6%

The B Word

Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
8.2%

Don't Tell a Soul

Unlock a secret character.
5.2%

Classic

Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
2.3%

What Are You Doing in England?

Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
1.9%

It Gets Boring After An Hour

Play more than 100 duels.
1.8%

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
1.7%

Sparking Controversy

Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
1.0%

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
1.0%

It's Elementary

Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
0.9%

Family Matters

Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
0.9%

No, You Are

Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
0.6%

Say No More

Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
0.6%

The Number of The Beast

Mention Satan 66 times.