Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Unlocking the Postal Dude
OK, I'm seriously struggling to unlock the Postal Dude, and it seems like various people have differing stories on how they finally got him. Some say they got him after an Instant Argument, and some say they completed Tournament Mode (the latter might be a problem for someone who's already played through it with each character).

So to this end, the question is how did you unlock the Postal Dude? Maybe there could be some extra stipulation (complete tournament mode under a time limit, win in under a certain amount of exchanges...)?
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JesseLee17 Jul 25, 2017 @ 11:50am 
I've played a lot, so grain of salt, but a game in Instant Argument was enough for me.
Chronos the Sniper Jul 25, 2017 @ 12:05pm 
I've done quite a few Instant Arguments, and that doesn't seem to be doing it for me.
Dr. Sinclair Jul 25, 2017 @ 4:54pm 
Originally posted by AD17:
I've played a lot, so grain of salt, but a game in Instant Argument was enough for me.
what were the chars/scenarios?
TarYosh Jul 25, 2017 @ 5:34pm 
After the update, I played the tounament 4 times but that didn'y unlock the Postal Dude and Serious Sam.
Originally posted by T.T.:
After the update, I played the tounament 4 times but that didn'y unlock the Postal Dude and Serious Sam.
I hear talk that Sam now has to be unlocked by something to do with online. At least, that's some word I caught floating around. Seems to be one account out of many though.

(side note: I reset my progress in the game, and seven tournaments and characters later, no Dude).
Dr. Sinclair Jul 25, 2017 @ 5:37pm 
I just unlocked him by instant argument by the lake, i think thats reffering to the update note where the postal dude murdered the man
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
I just unlocked him by instant argument by the lake, i think thats reffering to the update note where the postal dude murdered the man
I've tried several Instant Arguments by the lake, and nothing. What characters did you use?
Dr. Sinclair Jul 25, 2017 @ 5:38pm 
Originally posted by Chronos the Sniper:
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
I just unlocked him by instant argument by the lake, i think thats reffering to the update note where the postal dude murdered the man
I've tried several Instant Arguments by the lake, and nothing. What characters did you use?
sir knight, vs shufflebottom
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
Originally posted by Chronos the Sniper:
I've tried several Instant Arguments by the lake, and nothing. What characters did you use?
sir knight, vs shufflebottom
Well, I tried that a couple times, still didn't do anything. Even when I used the same characters in the "Insult on a couch" option, zilch. Maybe there's a certain trigger phrase or a score to reach?
Last edited by Chronos the Sniper; Jul 25, 2017 @ 6:17pm
Dr. Sinclair Jul 25, 2017 @ 6:39pm 
Originally posted by Chronos the Sniper:
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
sir knight, vs shufflebottom
Well, I tried that a couple times, still didn't do anything. Even when I used the same characters in the "Insult on a couch" option, zilch. Maybe there's a certain trigger phrase or a score to reach?
it did end in really few insults, could be that
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
Originally posted by Chronos the Sniper:
Well, I tried that a couple times, still didn't do anything. Even when I used the same characters in the "Insult on a couch" option, zilch. Maybe there's a certain trigger phrase or a score to reach?
it did end in really few insults, could be that
A couple more tries and I reached 49 on one insult. Didn't do it. Then did another in 4-5 (think it was 4) insult exchanges. Once more, nothing. This is really quite infuriating.
JesseLee17 Jul 25, 2017 @ 8:04pm 
I'm sure you will figure it out eventually.

Try multiplayer. Might help.
Dr. Sinclair Jul 25, 2017 @ 8:08pm 
Originally posted by AD17:
I'm sure you will figure it out eventually.

Try multiplayer. Might help.
considering he just popped after an instant argument im not really sure. however perhaps its tied to some specific insult regarding murdering this poor man? i got such insult, and the update had a note related to that
specifically, "You probably murdered this poor man" was what i got
Last edited by Dr. Sinclair; Jul 25, 2017 @ 8:08pm
Originally posted by -<TSG>- Dark Slayer:
Originally posted by AD17:
I'm sure you will figure it out eventually.

Try multiplayer. Might help.
considering he just popped after an instant argument im not really sure. however perhaps its tied to some specific insult regarding murdering this poor man? i got such insult, and the update had a note related to that
specifically, "You probably murdered this poor man" was what i got
I had a feeling something similar to that might be a trigger phrase. Most other options are exhausted, so that one might be worth a go. As you say, Vile Monarch did include something to that effect in the update note.
Well, I regret to say that putting together the insult "You probably murdered this poor man" didn't unlock him. I had to do this in the Insult on a Couch mode (getting that insult together took way too damn long. Hooray RNG). So, it looks like options have been exhausted. I seriously hope that unlocking him isn't random.
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