Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 4:37am
TABS FACTS
What game do i have in store now? TABS FACTS! so you make your own custom facts about the game wether it actually is real or not! Example Faction population, Faction Age, Faction Creatures and that! you could also say Unit Abilities, IQ, Language, Origin, Legend and more!
more can be done but it needs to be something that can be a documentary or small fact.

Rules!
so i have some rules which i would like others to listen too! it doesnt really matter cause i think this is gonna die quick!
1. Custom and Pretended Facts needs to have a "CUSTOM:" in the beginning
2. a real Fact needs to have a "TRUE:" in the beginning
3. not to dark Facts
4. no bad words
5. no adult content that isnt kid appropriate. only content that is family friendly
6. do not spam
7. you know the rest that isnt good!
alright lets start and see how long this Thread survives! which i guess will be one day :(

Update 1:
Sequels for others Facts needs to use “CUSTOM FOLLOWING:”
Sequels for your own Facts needs to use “TRUE FOLLOWING:”
If you have a Question you say “QUESTION:”
If you have an answer say “ANSWER:”
If you wanna say something unrelated say “UNRELATED:”

• FACTS METER!
The more Facts you make the more points you get into the Leaderboad
Asclepius: 3 Facts = 30 Points
Nekogamer1400: 2 = 20 Points
WagglyJeans4010: 1 = 10 Points
RobbyThePlagueDoc: 1 = 10 Points

Special:
Juliane_L: 14 = 140 Points (OLD)

Unable:
ThatOneGuy:
Sharkster_00
Last edited by rlowy07; Sep 5, 2020 @ 1:52am
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rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 5:37am 
Ok cool but you forgot the second rule sorry :/
Asclepius Sep 4, 2020 @ 5:50am 
Have three!

True: One Pike can kill a Shogun! That is a 9x difference in cost!

True: One Archer can kill a Sensei! That is a 20x difference in cost!

True: Some units may be expensive, but if they any sort of frailty. They can often be beaten by a very cheap unit. Though, for the larger secret units, you may require a lot more units and/or more expensive ones; Artemis, Giants, Tank, Da Vinci Tank, and the Pirate Queen.
Last edited by Asclepius; Sep 4, 2020 @ 5:54am
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 5:55am 
Originally posted by ThatOneGuy:
Originally posted by rlowy07:
Ok cool but you forgot the second rule sorry :/
really? do i have to have it? we all know its true.
Yea but once it may be something that we don’t know. And I do not like stuff not normal so if I saw something true but without the word TRUE: and all other have the word TRUE: then I would just get uncomfortable. Please do it’s a very easy fix it doesn’t hurt anyone if you do it...well except you really but come one your ThatOneGuy that can change things for the better right?
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 5:56am 
And thanks Asclepius
WagglyJeans4010 Sep 4, 2020 @ 6:12am 
True: When the Dark Peasant picks up a unit to slam them into the ground, if that unit is invulnerable (case in point Berserker), they won't make an explosion when they hit the ground.
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 6:13am 
Cool. Also I’ve noticed people really don’t like telling True facts instead of making up ones
Nekogaming1500 Sep 4, 2020 @ 10:18am 
True: The dark peasant is a very buggy unit. When attacking floating invulnerable or high health floating unit's, like the dark peasant, he will usually punch them into the ground. This is why Super peasant usually wins in a fight between the dark peasant.
True: Thor has a chance to smite a unit, have them fly up into the air, and hit them like a baseball. Thanks to the recent update, buffing Thor and making him more accurate, Thor can perform really cool combo's. I saw him do it once to a harvester!
Juliane_L Sep 4, 2020 @ 10:30am 
from a discussion i made a few month ago. all of this is true. (at least i think, some might be outdated)

WALL OF TEXT HAS AWOKEN!

-shogun can deflect around 15 projectiles before taking damage.
-samurai giant do more damage than tree giant, but the tree has more weight so it can put the samurai giant on the ground with no hope of fighting back.
-teacher can parry vlad, but will still loose.
-teacher vs fencer can be an infinite battle.
-stoner rock can block projectiles. also works with ball n' chain.
-fencer and jester got some of the lowest HP values in the game.
-haleberd and spear attacks do less damage if the stick of the weapon is hitting instead of the metal/stone bit. (tested with raptor rider, sarrissa, hoplite and haleberd).
-ice archer don't do damage, units only die if they are frozen. ullr do both high freeze and medium damage. (can't one shot a clubber).
-sensei has even less health than ninja, he gets one shot by most projectiles.
-tree giant got the most detailled weapon in terms of polygons. jester (if only taking the arm blades, not sure with the foot blades) is the unit with the least detailled weapon.
- bomb thrower do a bit of damage when the bomb hits the unit before exploding. units with projectile protection are immune to this effect and will only take damage to the explosion.
-bomb thrower drops a bomb at his feet when he dies. it dosen't do projectile damage, only explosion damage.
-blunderbuss shoots 4 bullets every attack. units with a dodge ability can evade most of them but often takes one or two bullets while dodging.
-pirate captain shoots around 10 blunderbuss projectiles by shot with his pistol.

WALL OF TEXT HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Last edited by Juliane_L; Sep 4, 2020 @ 10:30am
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 10:52am 
Alright I guess it counts cause you copy pasted an old comment you made and you included - so it let it slide. But nobody do it again please
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 10:52am 
Also thanks again Nekogamer1400
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 12:42pm 
TRUE: Bob #Wheelbarrowdriver (hope I used semicolon correct) is faster and stronger than most Small Units and can defeat about 5 Clubbers or Squires I don’t remember who I tested but it worked surprisingly well! Now remember In Tabs a lot of unexpected things can happen since battles never play the same so I might just have gotten lucky about 15 times or something but whatever
rlowy07 Sep 4, 2020 @ 4:01pm 
ThatOneGuy that won’t accept their mistake. Wait sounds like it should be ThoseMultipleGuys?
Sharkster_00 Sep 4, 2020 @ 4:15pm 
Tabs was in pre alpha during 2015, Landfall gave youtubers early copies of the pre alpha version for feedback and it was reviewed well, the alpha came out not to the public but just for Youtubers. In 2016 the April’s fools joke came out with 2 units Trump and Hilary Clinton, the trump unit had assault rifles to shoot and could build walls on top of the red and blue enemies, the Hilary Clinton unit threw Gmails cards kinda like the ninja stars that the ninjas use today. Then later in 2016 the faction the Neon units came out it had laser tanks, later cannons and more. Then in 2017 there were no more updates for the alpha they was still dev logs for upcoming units but no updates and you tubers were just making mods and custom battles for now in 2017. On April’s fools of 2017 they joked that they were making a new game called it TabZ it was only on steam for 1 day the game was inspired by Dayz but as a joke. The game was buggy and just was just used as a video game joke. There are still keys for copies however be risky because of scam sites. Then in 2018 a new April Fools game TABG a game inspired by Pubg being popular at the time and surprising it got popular and because of it. Landfall has kept it on steam ever since for $5. Another game that was not made as an April joke was stickFight the game was simple as just stickman fighting but with crazy guns like snake guns and glue guns the game is still up and popular for $5. Then finally in 2019 on April’s fools we got what we thought was another joke but it was the actual game and if you bought it on April fools of 2019 you got yourself rick rolled by one of the units. And that’s it Landfall has since been fixing bugs, adding new units from ideas to the community to making there own units and new maps. So that is the entire history of tabs I hope you enjoyed this reading as I did writing this.:p2wheatley:
Last edited by Sharkster_00; Sep 4, 2020 @ 4:19pm
Robby Sep 4, 2020 @ 4:47pm 
CUSTOM: The Tank ended up in the TABS realm due to to Time Magic. What is Time Magic, I hear you say. Well I don't know, I just made it up, but It was Time Magic
Robby Sep 4, 2020 @ 4:57pm 
Originally posted by ThatOneGuy:
Originally posted by RobbyThePlagueDoc:
CUSTOM: The Tank ended up in the TABS realm due to to Time Magic. What is Time Magic, I hear you say. Well I don't know, I just made it up, but It was Time Magic
curseyouforbringingbackdumbclickbaitsirenheadtabsdimensionyoutubersyoumademydayrobbytheplaugedoc
I just came up with this of the spot, did one of those clickbait youtubers do the same thing?
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