Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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LancenShield Jun 16, 2019 @ 6:50pm
Clubber Damage > Squire Damage?
I am not saying the Squire is worse then the Clubber!
After preforming many tests via possessing a unit and letting it get slapped by the squire/clubber, I have determined that the clubber does measurable amount more damage then the squire. Of course, the squire whoops it when it comes to health. And I do understand that the squire needs to be balanced, but this is kind of ridiculous. I am 101% positive that medieval swords were better. The myth about them being unsharpened metal clubs is completely false. However, I have no idea how this could be fixed. This is hardly noticeably most of the time, but is shows up, e.i. when the clubber 1 hit a samurai, but the squire 2 hits one. The Squire does have it's own niche, having the highest heath, but please find a way to fix this. Thanks for reading!
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Jerry Jun 16, 2019 @ 7:14pm 
noice job.

i wuld never notice this
13k Jun 16, 2019 @ 7:39pm 
FINALLY someone realizes squire is bad, if i have my own YT channel i would rant about the stupid squire
AscendedViking7 Jun 16, 2019 @ 9:14pm 
Exactly!
Plus, I think the look of the clubber looks a lot better than the squire. :P
tjes609 Jun 16, 2019 @ 11:39pm 
i thought so but i still think the squire is better in possession
Pope Von XIV Jun 17, 2019 @ 6:55pm 
Originally posted by Suichi:
FINALLY someone realizes squire is bad, if i have my own YT channel i would rant about the stupid squire
He said that he does t mean clobber is better than squire, plus squire is one of the most OP units for its cost, please explain why it is so bad,
LancenShield Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:29pm 
Originally posted by Ice Giant:
Originally posted by Suichi:
FINALLY someone realizes squire is bad, if i have my own YT channel i would rant about the stupid squire
He said that he does t mean clobber is better than squire, plus squire is one of the most OP units for its cost, please explain why it is so bad,

The Squire was once very powerful, but after some balance updates he is now quite mediocre. He beats Clubbers and Headbutters nicely, but Farmers, Sarrissas(But only when in groups, as with most units) and Samurai all beat him pretty badly even with a large number advantage. But some strategy usually solves that problem. His main disadvantage is his inaccuracy, making him often miss the first clash. He's balanced, moreover just weak against certain units. For those who didn't understand my original comment, I am only stating the illogical thing about clubs doing more damage then swords.
Last edited by LancenShield; Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:38pm
13k Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:38pm 
Originally posted by Ice Giant:
Originally posted by Suichi:
FINALLY someone realizes squire is bad, if i have my own YT channel i would rant about the stupid squire
He said that he does t mean clobber is better than squire, plus squire is one of the most OP units for its cost, please explain why it is so bad,

Yes i know he didn't mean't clubber is better than squire, squire is still better than the clubber thought but however when i use him in easy campaigns, they fail me. also i'm not very smart since idk anything about unit damages or HP, i'm just saying. someone finally realizes there's something wrong with the squire, and yes squire is still useful but i just don't like him, i think i like shield bearer more and headbutter.
13k Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:38pm 
Originally posted by Suichi:
Originally posted by Ice Giant:
He said that he does t mean clobber is better than squire, plus squire is one of the most OP units for its cost, please explain why it is so bad,

Yes i know he didn't mean't clubber is better than squire, squire is still better than the clubber thought but however when i use him in easy campaigns, they fail me. also i'm not very smart since idk anything about unit damages or HP, i'm just saying. someone finally realizes there's something wrong with the squire, and yes squire is still useful but i just don't like him, i think i like shield bearer more and headbutter.

Wait what he means clubber is better than squire? sorry i didn't read his whole quote.
LancenShield Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:40pm 
What I mean is what I say in the beginning. The Squire is better then the Clubber!
Last edited by LancenShield; Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:41pm
13k Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:42pm 
Oh ok my bad, btw i still like the clubber more. the squire doesn't deserve 100 price
13k Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:46pm 
But idk with you guys, he can defeat sarissa but not farmer (actually he can) but farmer just wins all the time (in my game) but sarissa dominates the farmer..
13k Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:47pm 
Sarissa is still good but i don't still know, maybe it depends on his enemies.
13k Jun 17, 2019 @ 7:57pm 
Ok here's my conclusion, i'm playing tabs rn, squire is not that bad. i'm saying that if i put him onto campaigns, he fails miserably but just sometimes he success. And if he's on the enemy side in campaign, he is the one who always gets killed at the beginning of the match. But he's good thought depending on his enemies, also you can tell if a unit is good when they are not walking or fighting like a drunk dude. yes i've encountered this many times. Units failing to hit each other making the battle long. But clubber here is 60, i think he deserves that price. And yeah squire is 100, I think he deserves that price. also when i made a squire army against Small melee units like headbutter,farmers,clubbers and shield bearers. Squire is a good unit. I actually bring my rant quote back.
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Date Posted: Jun 16, 2019 @ 6:50pm
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