Ahoy, Bros!

The wait is almost over! We are beyond excited to announce that ONLY STRAIGHT BROS is officially launching on Steam this September 2026!

Pack your bags and prepare to set sail on the Paradise Cruise from New York to Tehran — a chaotic 2-4 player social stealth comedy party game where personal space does not exist.

THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP TEST

You and your friends are stuck on a luxury cruise liner surrounded by 100 NPCs. One of you is secretly the Hunter, hunting down the others from behind. The rest? Blend in, act natural, and survive!

WHAT TO EXPECT AT LAUNCH:

• 4-Player Online Chaos: Play with up to 4 friends in private or public lobbies.

• 100 NPCs to Blend With: Fake dancing, sunbathing, or drinking at the bar to fool your friends.

• Eye-Tracking Mechanics: Panic around the Hunter and your character's eyes will literally dart toward him, blowing your cover!

• The Boredom Gauge: Stay frozen in one place for too long and your eyelids will slowly drop.

• Proximity 3D Voice Chat: Hear your friends scream and beg as they get grabbed from behind across the ship.

• Ragdoll Comedy Physics: Full physical ragdolls when sprinting into bars, walls, or pools.

CHECK OUT THE GAMEPLAY TRAILER:

(Нажмите на красную иконку YouTube в тулбаре выше и вставьте ссылку на ваш трейлер!)

WHY WISHLIST NOW?

Adding ONLY STRAIGHT BROS to your Steam Wishlist ensures:

1. You get instantly notified the second the game releases.

2. You get access to our 10% Launch Week Discount!

3. You'll be first in line for our upcoming Steam Playtest weekend!

Gather your squad, hit that WISHLIST button below, and see you on deck 25th September! ⚓