Hi! We're StickyStoneStudio, a small team near Freiburg, Germany - and this is the game we've been quietly casing for the past two years: GRAMPAGE: LIFE AT 67. The Steam page is live as of right now, and so is the trailer above.

The premise: after forty years of work, the pension covers the rent - not the life. So you and up to three fellow retirees start breaking into houses. Cracking the safe and hauling it out takes more hands than you have. Everything else - your loot list, the getaway seat, the retirement itself - is yours to steal. Only one of you gets to retire.

And no, that's not griefing. That's the game.

• A 1–4 player physics heist comedy - lockpick the door quietly, or kick it in.

• Forced co-op on the safe. Every thief for themselves on everything else.

• Every helpful move has a betrayal twin: boost a friend over the wall… or drop them on a cop.

• The residents hear your actual voice chat. Whisper at the window. Scream in the van.

• 5–9 minute heists. One winner. The losers get mugshots and a grudge.

Retirement isn't going to steal itself.

We'll be posting dev updates and playtest news right here and on our Discord — come plan your first betrayal: Join the Grampage Discord[discord.gg]

— The StickyStone crew (average age: well under 67, average trustworthiness: lower)