CONTEST: Build the Worst Park

[Ulthar]

One thing about Planet Coaster (and a lot of sim games) is that ultimately if you put all the things you need too (rides, soda shops etc) in the right mixture you will make money.

You can lose money - but as long as you follow the formula you will make money.

You can have paths that lead nowhere or round and round in loops, you can have inefficiencies, etc that make the park fairly unappealing but you can't really lose.

One reason I don't play anymore is that I've seen parks that qualify as works of art created with this game that would probably 'lose money' because they dont follow the formula and instead focused on making it look awesome in sandbox mode.

So what about a contest to see who can make the ugliest park possible:

POINTS FROM 1-10 in the following seven categories as judged by the user community

Trashy/Tasteless
Annoying
Confusing
Disturbing
Improbable
Inappropriate
Sadistic

Totalled up by the end of the year and thats the worst park 2017.

The park doesn't have to make money at all - it can be Sandbox but it has to have at least 5 rides 3 shops and one coaster to qualify (as an empty park may be the ultimate "F-u".

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to work on Trumpland. Its the best park, believe me.

[caesar_andy]

Sounds funny.

If i can pull sufficent time out of my (insert inappropriate body-part), you can count me in. I'm already having an idea.

[Airk]

Originally posted by Ulthar:

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to work on Trumpland. Its the best park, believe me.

you cant stop the "trump train" roller coaster.
i came up with this idea as soon as i heard of the game
i also want to do a Lost themed park where the coaster is the black smoke monster, same chain sound. underground tunnels and temples etc.

[Airk]

you want disturbing etc, try a holocaust themed train ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Y66aRIz5o
anything remotely war related would come off as like bizzarrely nationalistic like starship troopers.
biology themed park.
cancer awareness theme park. a ride where youre the cancer cells flying through the veins. shooting games with cancer cells isntead of clown faces. pink ♥♥♥♥ everywhere.
planned parenthood themepark, have to be X months pregnant to ride.

[Squeaky Squeak]

Originally posted by Ulthar:

One thing about Planet Coaster (and a lot of sim games) is that ultimately if you put all the things you need too (rides, soda shops etc) in the right mixture you will make money.

You can lose money - but as long as you follow the formula you will make money.

You can have paths that lead nowhere or round and round in loops, you can have inefficiencies, etc that make the park fairly unappealing but you can't really lose.

One reason I don't play anymore is that I've seen parks that qualify as works of art created with this game that would probably 'lose money' because they dont follow the formula and instead focused on making it look awesome in sandbox mode.

So what about a contest to see who can make the ugliest park possible:

POINTS FROM 1-10 in the following seven categories as judged by the user community

Trashy/Tasteless
Annoying
Confusing
Disturbing
Improbable
Inappropriate
Sadistic

Totalled up by the end of the year and thats the worst park 2017.

The park doesn't have to make money at all - it can be Sandbox but it has to have at least 5 rides 3 shops and one coaster to qualify (as an empty park may be the ultimate "F-u".

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to work on Trumpland. Its the best park, believe me.

i not doing it my laptop i can,t play planet coster

[Archer3]

This challenge looks interesting. I might give it a try.