📢❗ Dear Tropicans ❗ 📢

Today I am forced to deliver a shocking truth: Our beloved leader, El Presidente, is a lizardman! His elegant suit, his charming stance is nothing but a LIE.
In Viva la Tropico they betray us❗❗❗
Viva la pueblo lagarto they chant behind closed doors!!!

👁️‍🗨️Have you ever glimpsed our EL Presidente without sunglasses? Without his glorious beard?
No?? It’s not mere coincidence! The reason is that he hides his reptilian eyes and scales beneath them!!

🌐 Here is definitive proof: I was able to intercept a fan-letter which was addressed to our El-Prez himself!
[…] Lizzzardente, we must keep the warmbloods from figuring out your Identity. If thosssse warm blooded ANIMALSSSS know […] ❗❗you are one of usss❗❗, we will have to reschedule our plansss[…] terrible […] we don’t […] because you are the greatessst of them all!”

🔍 But what is their true motivation? El Presidente, El Lizardente is an elite in the realms of Lizardpeople, pulling the strings behind the scenes and holding our future in the palm of his hand. Our economy, our daily life, our SUFFERING is controlled by them IN SECRET. UNBELIEVEABLE. But I tell you: THE SECRECY MUST BE STOPPED!

🤯 Not only filthy Lizardente is part of the skin-shedders: Sister Francesca, Mason Belmonte and General Rodrigo Rodriguez all have their lizardry eyes on us.

• The Order of the Howling Skull? No one ever noticed????
  
• Mason Belmonte is just a capitalistic snake!
  
• Isn’t it weird that the strategies of our legendary general all involve neck breaking maneuvers? The reason is clear: He doesn’t have a spine or neck!

The Lizardpeople are a powerful organization: Angelo Merte or Mark Zuckerberg, all have their claws buried deep in our world. Their skin is cold, and their stare feels dead. Do you want someone like that to have secret control over your life??!

🙏 Please share this message all around Tropico before it’s too late! The truth must come to light. We will no longer be kept in the dark ❗❗❗ 🐍

#Truth #MakeTropicoHumanAgain #NoLizardInMyCountry #ICriedLittle
(This article was funded by the Island Insect Union of Tropico)

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