BY THE NINE DIVINES

[P1]

VICTORY IS YOURS, I SUBMIT

[Ihateeverybody]

Calcemo: By the Gods, what does Tamriels foremost authority on the Dwemer need to do to get a little privacy to do Research?

Me: Maybe not stand out in the middle of the keep when you have a Museum and Laboratory in the back? I mean you got your nephew there doing nothing, he can sell the spells.

(I stole this bit from American Dad).

[P1]

You won't leave skyrim alive!

[deckerdave1973]

This is the Hall of the dead......One day you'll be here.

[Sabaithal]

*Swims through the air up to the player*
The gods know what you've done
*Swims away into the mountains*

[Senor Cinco]

Walking around like that, gives magic a bad name.
...shame on you.

[Charlie]

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED

[HazakTheMad]

...once was a woman, as fair as an evenin', of springtime in old Stros M'Kai...

[Sabaithal]

For none could know, t'was not for show, and someone had to die- *neck slit by dragonborn*

[Mulletguts]

I...smell...weakness. Ah-Ha there you are!

[Goose]

faaz paaz dinok!!

kren sosaal

[HazakTheMad]

A conjurer eh, how about you conjure me a mead and a warm bed.

[peppermint hollows]

Is that... fur? Coming out of your ears?