Hey everyone!

If you're reading this, it means Valve looked the other way and finally allowed the AI Slop TCG store page to go live. First major milestone checked. But as a solo dev, I'm not just here to celebrate the page being public. Let's get straight to the point:

The development has moved fast, and the game has finally reached its Beta stage. What does this mean? The core loop is now rock-solid: you can draw cards, stack up cringe as a viable psychological defense, toss dice onto the board, and endure insults from AI enemies who probably shouldn't have rights. It went from a weird-as-hell experiment to a disgustingly functional build.

To balance the card pool, tweak the coin-flip modifiers, and see if abominations like Jim Caramierda or Máximo Retorno completely break the game (or your mental health), I’m going to need some human guinea pigs.

Very soon, I will post an update right here detailing how you can sign up for the Closed Beta to test the game early and help me polish this 7-fingered mutant anomaly.

If you want to make sure you don't miss the exact day I open beta registration, hit the Wishlist and Follow button. It is the only way Steam will instantly ping you when I drop the next announcement with instructions.

Thanks for stopping by the slop. Real chaos is coming!

— Deiff