THC is a bullet-heaven roguelite. You play The Grower — a cannabis farmer whose crop turned hostile. Ten-minute runs. Grow the farm back or die trying.

Twelve enemies at launch: Kushgoyles with eyes like ground glass, Spuffers that hold their breath until they spot you, a Mother Lode that eats more than she gives, and a Rot Hulk that hits like a truck.

Bullet heaven. Cannabis-horror comedy. Plays like a sprint, hits like a marathon.

Coming out of Early Access Mid Summer 2026. Wishlist adds are how Steam decides we exist — if this sounds like your kind of ten minutes, hit the button.

Made by two people and their crew. The Garden shipped it.