Kind of makes there no point in calling them mermaids anymore. Like if I wanna ♥♥♥♥ a mermaid, they should probably, you know...be a mermaid in some capacity. You could've made their mermaid tails into a gigantic ♥♥♥♥ or something and instead of flipping their fins like normal, they just jizz to propel themselves forward. "I'm trying to get just over there, but I can't until my three foot cocktail feels the hug of a warm human." I dunno, maybe it's just me....