OMG, I want you!

I want this game of the year!

Не, ну 1 апреля, всё такое.
Но это было бы забавно :D

Funny thing is people would play it and it would be much cheaper to make than lets say a 3d game.. so Stonks!

Tee hee!

That's SO like Crom

This could so be the next Goat simulator!

If this wasn't April Fools it'd be the first game I'd buy in the Conan Verse... I mean, who wouldn't want to be a Conan Eldritch deity's pleasure slave? Even the movies and comics have titties, as well as man slaves.

It wouldn't NOT be me, that's for sure.

Thanks Funcom for allowing me to review this game in Beta! What can I say, OH MY GODS is right! Shows you the Exiled Lands isn't all about barbarism and harsh lands, gives us hope for all us inner Lovebirds. Whose my favorite God, well I do like the silent type and Crom by far was my favorite! <3<3<3 Happy April Fools

Please please please make this for reals!! lolol

Dagon said we'd go on a date, but now isn't returning my summons. What's going on? He seems fishy.

And this is why you don't do drugs.

nah. didnt get me. ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!

This is a really well done April fools prank. It took me a minute to catch on.

Please Funcom make this a real game. I so need to play this.