Tea bag simulator

[Nuttydave]

I get the impression that this game is selling itself on having a penis and tea bagging dead people or having digital boobs and seeing how big you can make them.
Looking at the comments and reviews this game looks truly awful is there anything other than what i have stated?

[The answer is the question]

Awefull in what way? That its got many bugs which need to be resolved? Im pretty sure the age rateing is R18, its a mature game for mature people.

[Nuttydave]

What i am saying is most people are saying the combat is broken Examples would be punching peoples body parts off mobs not moving skating around etc.

I know its early access and its day one but what games actually ever come out of early access looking like a playable game.

It just looks like people are focusing on teabagging and boobs look at the artwork sections

[Renjimaru]

Originally posted by Nutz:

I get the impression that this game is selling itself on having a ♥♥♥♥♥ and tea bagging dead people or having digital boobs and seeing how big you can make them.
Looking at the comments and reviews this game looks truly awful is there anything other than what i have stated?

Most people are complaining about offical based severs(The latency, rubberbanding,Stuttering,Hitregistery/netcode) Which is all caused by latency. Because pingperfect is having sever issues currently, Due to the HUGE amount of traffic that is hitting them constantly.

This happens with most EA-Launch games. As far as the nudity, Its just there to reinforce the theme of barbarians. You dont need to play with nudity. Most just prefer it because they are
A. Immature
B. Like "eye candy"
C. Want to teabag someone.
D. Makes things more immersive for them personally.

Not gonna lie, The teabag potentional for this game is huge. and visual.
Lmao! But you dont need to play with nudity so yeah..
(I believe its set to on, by default on offical severs)
But there are plently of alternatives, and they may even add nudity-free offical severs at a later date, once they stabilize the current issues they are having with pingperfect severs.

Edit: Added D, Point.

[Nuttydave]

nudity doesnt bother me at all it just seems like a selling point kinda of like when rust was first released.

[Renjimaru]

Originally posted by Nutz:

nudity doesnt bother me at all it just seems like a selling point kinda of like when rust was first released.

Conan Exiles has alot more to offer then just nudity my good sir :)
Atleast in my opinion!

[Nuttydave]

Originally posted by Ren:

Originally posted by Nutz:

nudity doesnt bother me at all it just seems like a selling point kinda of like when rust was first released.

Conan Exiles has alot more to offer then just nudity my good sir :)
Atleast in my opinion!

I am not trolling that is not my intention but What does it offer?

[The answer is the question]

Originally posted by Nutz:

What i am saying is most people are saying the combat is broken Examples would be punching peoples body parts off mobs not moving skating around etc.

I know its early access and its day one but what games actually ever come out of early access looking like a playable game.

It just looks like people are focusing on teabagging and boobs look at the artwork sections

The novelty will wear off eventually then people will get down to business haha.

Seriously though what has been released gives me great promise, if you had any idea how much some people like the Conan IP it is the same thing as Aliens. I even sent Arnold Schwarzenegger a tweet about it in the hopes it might perk his interest enough at some point to want to offer work on the game. Who knows really but hes prob heard about it. Im pretty sure its not licensed would be amazing if say the Conan movie swords could feature in game, it'd cost too much is my guess.

I keep thinking about buying it this week then i see the early teething problems people are having and might hold off for a bit let the company iron things out till theres nothing seriously game breaking. Im more than happy to play with major bugs its all part in parcel of owning a early access title but game breaking to the point where you cant even log in is a nono for me.

Might even do some bug reports if i find anything major.

[Enitz]

you seem upset.. come here and sit awhile..
can you feel it? can you feel my hairy balls gliding over you chin
you like it i know you do

[Nuttydave]

Originally posted by Pexx:

you seem upset.. come here and sit awhile..
can you feel it? can you feel my hairy balls gliding over you chin
you like it i know you do

i thought the balls were shavin in this game