Heavy vs Wreck-It Ralph

[redrapptor]

Just thought about this the other day. Heavy and his fists of steel are powerful, but are they strong enough to take on a man built to wreck buildings with his bare hands? Here are some pictures to help you decide.

Heavy

Wreck-It Ralph [cf2.imgobject.com]

This is a fist fight, no weapons.

[Heckle My Koch]

It's essentially a battle of Valve VS Pixar

In every case, Valve wins hands down- er, fists down, in this case

[redrapptor]

Originally posted by The Crit-Magnet Brony:

It's essentially a battle of Valve VS Pixar

In every case, Valve wins hands down- er, fists down, in this case

But... this is a fight between two characters, not two companies. I'm asking you to pit Heavy against Ralph in a realistic scenario. I'm not asking you which company you like better.

[Caladbolg]

Well Wreck It Ralph Can Destroy Everything with his hands but is from a pixelated game, And The Heavy Is Animated.

[Justyn]

Does Ralph have a minigun?

Didn't think so.

[redrapptor]

Originally posted by Gary Mother( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing Oak:

Does Ralph have a minigun?

Didn't think so.

Did you read my post?

Didn't think so.

I said, NO WEAPONS. This is a FIST FIGHT. Please READ the post before REPLYING to it.

[redrapptor]

Originally posted by GrandMasterPootis:

Well Wreck It Ralph Can Destroy Everything with his hands but is from a pixelated game, And The Heavy Is Animated.

At least your logic is fairly sound. If you've seen the movie, you know that a character in a pixelated game only appears pixelated to the player but is actually every bit as animated as Heavy. The fight here should have no factors that decide who win other than Heavy and Ralph's strength, wits, and agility.

[Kleeeeel]

Heavy would win this fictional fight. Why?
1. He has the strength of 50 Russian circus bears on cocaine.
2. He has the wit of a very witty person.
3. He has the agility of a fat jackalope.

[DUKELEOGEX69]

heavy would win on the premise alone he is a trained and hardened killer, if you read the meet the director comic you know what i mean, while ralph at most could potentially give the heavy a beating he lacks the killer intent which would be his downfall in this fight its not just a fight to heavy, its to the death.

[redrapptor]

Originally posted by asushotgex:

heavy would win on the premise alone he is a trained and hardened killer, if you read the meet the director comic you know what i mean, while ralph at most could potentially give the heavy a beating he lacks the killer intent which would be his downfall in this fight its not just a fight to heavy, its to the death.

You make a good point, but I never said it was to the death. It could be I guess, but it would also be fine if it was to a knockout.

[DUKELEOGEX69]

true, plus since heavy boxing is a thing, i could imagine a more restricted scenario where heavy and ralph could fight to knock-out, but i would still back heavy because again hardened killer im sure he would have no trouble incapaciting a evenly matched opponent, although ralph holds a upper hand as for his size he is quite agile when neccesary as opposed to heavy which is the slowest class. if you saw wreck it ralph you know what i mean the guy is climbing candy cane trees and evading killer nanites in the movie.

[The Wild West Pyro]

It's either going to be a) a tie or b) Heavy wins.

[Eutrophic]

Wreck it Ralph is a stupid movie... :<

[Justyn]

Originally posted by RedRapptor:

Originally posted by Gary Mother( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing Oak:

Does Ralph have a minigun?

Didn't think so.

Did you read my post?

Didn't think so.

I said, NO WEAPONS. This is a FIST FIGHT. Please READ the post before REPLYING to it.

I did read it, otherwise i wouldnt have said woho would win because i wouldnt know the question.

I'm sorry i missed one part, shoot me down, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[michael porn]

Wreck it Ralph is just a stupid version of Donkey Kong.

[edde]

Heavy win easy caus he got a sandvich and fist of steel.