Does The Heavy Love Sandvich or Minigun More?

[tatsu]

This was a question that I wanted to share with you guys, and it's basically a vote. I'm just curious what the community has to offer.

[Mr. Light]

I'd say he loves his minigun more since
1. He gave it a name
and
2. It has it's own bed next to his

[100% Recycled Awesome]

Sandvich doesn't have a name.

Minigun does.

Therefore Minigun > Sandvich

Also, he kills people who touch the mini gun. He only nearly kills people who take his sandvich.

[Lucifer Sam]

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/90/Director_07.jpg?t=20110506032202

[100% Recycled Awesome]

Originally posted by Immortal Bomcat:

heavy loves minigun made out of sandvich

Heavy loves minigun that fires sandvich.

[Woobie :3]

Yes.

[SnakyOmnivore]

Originally posted by 100% Recycled Awesome:

Originally posted by Immortal Bomcat:

heavy loves minigun made out of sandvich

Heavy loves minigun that fires sandvich.

Oh my god, Can someone make this minigun that fires sandvich and Upload it to workshop.
And your winnar.

[Qui "Hit The Quan" Jinn]

Originally posted by Dark Star:

Originally posted by 100% Recycled Awesome:

Heavy loves minigun that fires sandvich.

Oh my god, Can someone make this minigun that fires sandvich and Upload it to workshop.
And your winnar.

Chance of valve adding: -1%

[Festive Wind]

Sandvich, because some people in real life give their guns affectionate names. But not too many people love a sandvich so much that they communicate with it and pretend it can do some real-life actions.

[OrganicTaste]

He calls his gun Sasha.
He calls his gun SASHA.
SASHA FOR GOD'S SAKE.

[Festive Wind]

Originally posted by † Stairs:

He calls his gun Sasha.
He calls his gun SASHA.
SASHA FOR GOD'S SAKE.

And he calls his sandwhich Sandvich.
He calls his sandwhich SANDVICH.
SANDVICH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Anyway, you missed the point. Plenty of (sane) human beings have given their guns names.

Heck look at nametags in TF2! Don't you want to give YOUR weapons names?

Meanwhile, nobody I ever heard of talks to a sandvich as a friend.

So my hypothesis is that Heavy likes his sandvich over his minigun.

[OrganicTaste]

Originally posted by cheesellama:

Originally posted by † Stairs:

He calls his gun Sasha.
He calls his gun SASHA.
SASHA FOR GOD'S SAKE.

And he calls his sandwhich Sandvich.
He calls his sandwhich SANDVICH.
SANDVICH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Anyway, you missed the point. Plenty of (sane) human beings have given their guns names.

Heck look at nametags in TF2! Don't you want to give YOUR weapons names?

Meanwhile, nobody I ever heard of talks to a sandvich as a friend.

So my hypothesis is that Heavy likes his sandvich over his minigun.

Yeah I wasn't really being serious. Although I agree he probably prefers Sandvich over the gun.
He is damn good cop.

[Kikilicious]

I'm going with Sasha. It has a mini bed next to him, and when Scout says "Ain't that kinda embarresin'?" Heavy says "Yes. I need to buy her bigger bed."


He's willing to buy it a bigger bed to escape embarresment.

[Festive Wind]

Originally posted by † Stairs:

Originally posted by cheesellama:

And he calls his sandwhich Sandvich.
He calls his sandwhich SANDVICH.
SANDVICH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Anyway, you missed the point. Plenty of (sane) human beings have given their guns names.

Heck look at nametags in TF2! Don't you want to give YOUR weapons names?

Meanwhile, nobody I ever heard of talks to a sandvich as a friend.

So my hypothesis is that Heavy likes his sandvich over his minigun.

Yeah I wasn't really being serious. Although I agree he probably prefers Sandvich over the gun.
He is damn good cop.

That's the line that originally gave me that idea.

[1HP SUPER COOKIE WITH EVIL HATS]

the heavy did name the sandwich. He named it sandvich and heavy is willing to make it a part of him. He loves the sandvich more!

[Woobie :3]

Originally posted by cheesellama:

Meanwhile, nobody I ever heard of talks to a sandvich as a friend.

You don't talk to sandwiches?
Isn't that normal?