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FishyCrea Jul 10, 2013 @ 10:56am
Pyro is female. This is why.
Alright, this is something that we've heard countless times. "Pyro is a girl", "Pyro is a gay male." "Pyro is not human." These topics are getting old, I know. However, I have a rather good arugment to why Pyro is female. First off, Soilder, Demoman, and Engie all have domination lines calling the Pyro a female. I know this has been brought up before, but maybe we're over thinking this. Valve may be playing with us, teasing us, pointing us in varius directions with the entire "He's not here, is she?" caption on the Meet the Pyro video, and other things like that. I know Valve is good at hiding things, (I mean, just look at the build up they did for MVM) but maybe, to trick us, they hid this in plain sight. Long post short, I'm pretty set on the Pyro being an insane female, and that everyone is just over looking the situation, to which valve is taking advantage of that.
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Arkhipov Calm Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:02am 
Stop making these threads.
Originally posted by 716Darren:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI

Scientific proof that he is infact male
Links a THEORY video
cites it as proof.
I feel sorry for the scientific community.
i-b@se Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:08am 
I can image valve don't even know it themself and made no decision, otherwise we would know it. It's just pr.
Mr. Light Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:11am 
If I had a hat for every pointless thread about what the Pyro's gender was, I would have every hat in TF2.
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Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:11am 
Originally posted by Lord_of_Light:
(Sorry I'm a little late to post this, anyways...)

If I had a hat for every pointless thread about what the Pyro's gender was, I would have every hat in TF2.
Counting Robotic Boogaloo, Unusual effects, and the upcoming update.
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Some Loser Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:12am 
My theory is that Pyro is the living embodiment of Shrodingers Cat. He is both male and female at the same time. He is both hetrosexual and homosexual. He is living and nonliving. He is everytrhing and nothing all at once. he is a paradox .The only way his randomly made identity can be made certain, is if he were to ever remove his mask. But wheres the fun in that?
FishyCrea Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:12am 
Originally posted by ShenanAgain:
Demoman dominating an Engineer[url]Sniper dominating a Medic


Ah, alright, I think I see your point with linking those. True, a lot of the domination lines call people girls as insults, but look at the Engie's Line for dominating the Pyro


Note how polietly he says it, compared to the others. Engie is Southern (gaaaasp, REALLY?!) and typicly, Southerners are pretty polite. He wouldn't insult the Pyro by calling her a female.
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Mr. Light Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:14am 
Originally posted by {λ³} گοηυ:
Originally posted by Lord_of_Light:
(Sorry I'm a little late to post this, anyways...)

If I had a hat for every pointless thread about what the Pyro's gender was, I would have every hat in TF2.
Counting Robotic Boogaloo, Unusual effects, and the upcoming update.
I did say every hat in TF2 so, those too.
FishyCrea Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:15am 
Originally posted by Lord_of_Light:
Originally posted by {λ³} گοηυ:
Counting Robotic Boogaloo, Unusual effects, and the upcoming update.
I did say every hat in TF2 so, those too.
My guess is that you would also have every weapon in the game too. xD
PipAntarctic Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:17am 
The Concusion is:
Pyro is a Male who thinks he a Female. (Or reversed)
Makes sense, or not?
Mr. Light Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:17am 
Originally posted by createjc:
Originally posted by Lord_of_Light:
I did say every hat in TF2 so, those too.
My guess is that you would also have every weapon in the game too. xD
Who cares about weapons. It's all about dem hats man. lol
FishyCrea Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:18am 
Originally posted by PipAntarctic:
The Concusion is:
Pyro is a Male who thinks he a Female. (Or reversed)
Makes sense, or not?

Eh, kind of. Dunno, Engie's domination line for her still strikes me as odd.
FishyCrea Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:18am 
Originally posted by Lord_of_Light:
Originally posted by createjc:
My guess is that you would also have every weapon in the game too. xD
Who cares about weapons. It's all about dem hats man. lol

TF2- Hat Trading Simulator 2013
Mr. Light Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:19am 
Originally posted by createjc:
Originally posted by Lord_of_Light:
Who cares about weapons. It's all about dem hats man. lol

TF2- Hat Trading Simulator 2013
ALL DAH HATS!
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