What are some good (bad) pan puns?

[Woobie :3]

What are some pan puns that you've thought up? Show off your genius!

[Arkhipov Calm]

PANHANDLED
THAT DIDN'T PAN OUT FOR YOU
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR PANJOB
THAT SOUNDED PANFUL
I HOPE YOU LIKE PANTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

[LAMBZILLA]

The Panjob and PFC ones are terrible. The other ones are actually pretty decent though.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Those are fairly pan-tastic.

I have Mad Skilletz

[Mischief]

YOUR BODY IS COVERED IN GREASE
PAN-DAVERIFFIC
crits
I USE THIS THING SO I CAN EAT YOUR BODY IMMEDIATLEY
IT'S LOUD ONLY TO MUFFLE THE SCREAMS
DEAD AND ALREADY ON THE OVEN
[Joke about crits being the heat that cooked other dead enemies]

[UniKitty]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Springely/inventory/#440_2_1716160387

This Frying Pan craze is causing a real pan-demic.

We should all get a good pan-orama of the view of our Frying Pan collection.

I've always wanted to know what type of cat would be suited while wielding the Frying Pan.

The answer?

Panthers.

Some famous quotes about Pans:

"Frying Pans... Who knew, right?"
~Flynn Rider

"The Frying Pan is overpowered. It crits all the damn time."
~Everyone on the Steam forums

"Actually, it doesn't crit more often. It's just a psychological weapon which makes it seem like that's the case, since the sound of the frying pan sounds somewhat similar to the critical hit sound, both being very loud. The appeal of the weapon also attracts this type of belief, being a more "fun" weapon in general, it can seem as if it was better at doing its job."
~Me

"Stout Shako for 2 Refined. Demo Demo Pan, Demo Pan!"
~The Demoman on Frying Pans

"It's about time someone should invent the Texas Half Pan-ts."
~The Engineer

"The Pan is okay, especially when paired with the Ham."
~Wilson P. Higgsbury from Don't Starve

[Edgelord]

FRying as a drying pan!

[Giggity Toilet]

Why bother with puns? The only thing that needs to be said about the Frying Pan is PANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGPANGCRITPANGPANG

[siderman #2]

This is PANtastic

[weird looking magpie]

I wanna have PANda sex

[lu]

Valve is a good company with their games.

[frokfrdk]

PANtastic!

[Secret Technique]

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a PAN to kill everyone you meet.

[Demoman]

Very PANny puns

[Rūshi]

Call me Peter Pan

[Maiq]

Pan necromancer!