Backburner names?

[Woobie :3]

What are some hilarious (read: NOT serious) or demeaning(not horribly so, not too offensive) or clever strange backburner names?
Right now, might name it Greg or something like that. Very clever, thanks.

[Not Shane]

Assburner.

[Frosty Bubbles]

"Never let go of mouse 1."

" Stop using the Badburner. Noob."

" It's about spreading a message." Description: " Everything burns."

" Guys, I found a Pyro cheat code!" Description: " Hold down "W" and left click"

" Chuck Norris's walking stick"

[Not Shane]

Originally posted by Frosty Bubbles:

"Never let go of mouse 1."

" Stop using the Badburner. Noob."

" It's about spreading a message." Description: " Everything burns."

" Guys, I found a Pyro cheat code!" Description: " Hold down "W" and left click"

" Chuck Norris's walking stick"

What are you some kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

[Underkingz]

Go ahead, turn and run

[Maddie Gaming]

Pyrocar?

[jc]

Originally posted by Osteoporosis Man:

Assburner.

Best one^

[Woobie :3]

None for Greg?

[Not Shane]

Originally posted by W.O.O.B Woobie:

None for Greg?

I like Greg.

[jc]

I would reccomend you use a site like Tf2tags.com, which gives you a list of names other players made. I pulled some random ones off the site to show you:

Name: Face-Melting Backburner
Desc: The name already implies misuse, doesn't it?

Name: This ♥♥♥♥'s hotter than my bathtub water

Name: Asses to ashes

Name: I'll find that spy...
Desc: I'll find him if I have to burn down all of Paris!

Most of them are just supposed to be funny. Not real names.

[jc]

But if youre looking for a person's name, I dunno.

[The AC]

Call it One of the following:
1. Jarate
2. Samantha
3. Matilda
4. Winfred
5. Wendle

[Gengur]

The Faceburner.

[Okihara Jones]

Originally posted by HäÜñt§ | DeathViruzX:

The Faceburner.

The above submission, I believe, perfect encapsulates the Original Poster's strict parameters: that is, it covers "hilarity" (as stressed by the OP), and yet it also properly (and cleverly) meets the "NOT serious" and "not too offensive" portions of the OP's wish. Kudos to all who have participated in this brain-twisting thread, and extra kudos to its originator!

Per OP's request, here now, I, too, wish to submit my own "hilarious" and "not too offensive" alternate Backburner names for your consideration. I hope my own clever attempts are as entertaining as those before me:

ALTERNATE BACKBURNER NAMES.

1. Burner of Backs
2. A Thing That Burns
3. That Burning Sensation!
4. George Burns (see footnote below)
5. Honey Burnt-Burnt
6. Burn-ee Madoff
7. The Notorious B.U.R.N.
8. Barack Oburner (OR Mitt Burney) (tie)
9. Why Did I Spend 300 Dollars To Go To Burning Man Last September
10. Charlie Sheen's P-nis


FOOTNOTE: Entry # 4 is my personal favorite.

[Kamen Kreuz]

This is my S. Backburner:
Name: "Am I proud of a kill like this? No!"
Description: "Am I happy? Yes."

[hurr duurrrrr]

The Blackburner