Team Fortress 2
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 5:09pm
How to make dummy bot.
Can someone walk me through making a puppet bot on tf2 that will just stand there, i wanted to practice market gardenering it. I looked online but none of the stuff made sense to me.
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icehat May 10, 2013 @ 5:18pm 
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 5:20pm 
The roof is too low.
icehat May 10, 2013 @ 5:25pm 
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Last edited by icehat; Nov 17, 2019 @ 12:25pm
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 5:30pm 
that's just it, i can't spawn nonmoving bots on any other map.
Ribbon May 10, 2013 @ 6:29pm 
Originally posted by ShatterStep Oblivion:
that's just it, i can't spawn nonmoving bots on any other map.

If anything, Nonmoving bots would be even better, since 98% of the time, players are moving a whole ton (The other 2% isusualy engies who've build too far back and have nothing left to build/upgrade)
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 6:32pm 
um is that suposed to help me in anyway?? :3
Element May 10, 2013 @ 6:50pm 
Originally posted by ShatterStep Oblivion:
um is that suposed to help me in anyway?? :3

What he's saying is practicing on still targets won't help your Market Gardener skills much. Try practicing on tr_walkway, that'll work better.
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 6:51pm 
I fugures but i dont know how to install the downloaded file... i dont have a library tab thinggy on my 2012 mac finder >_<
I'm not a mac user but I do know you can use whatever file manager program to paste the .bsp into \some folders before here\steam\steamapps\common\team fortress 2\tf\maps or \some folders before here\steam\steamapps\common\team fortress 2\tf\custom\trwalkwaymap\, the steps are pretty much the exact same with macs after getting the right directories and filepaths.
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 7:08pm 
Ugh i cant fing my way there all the guides online are for older macs! grrrrr!
Orange Bitflip May 10, 2013 @ 7:14pm 
Originally posted by ShatterStep Oblivion:
Ugh i cant fing my way there all the guides online are for older macs! grrrrr!
What version of the Mac OS are you using?
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 9:18pm 
NEVERMIND! I DID IT! IM NOT COPLEATLY STUPID! :D :D :D XD
Dr. Limeade May 10, 2013 @ 9:25pm 
are you sure?
Groshok May 10, 2013 @ 9:32pm 
ugh, ur right i thought i got it but nope :(
uppedtrout Nov 14, 2019 @ 4:34pm 
i am from the future, to tell you that my favorite color is green
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Date Posted: May 10, 2013 @ 5:09pm
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