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Der Wirbelsturm Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:31pm
Scout's brothers
It said he's the youngest of 8 brothers. Similar to how hes the youngest of 8 male classes. I just realized this is another hint to the pyros gender. 8 brothers. you would expect 9... but the 9th is probably a sister.
ogm ogm pyro is girl
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G Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:34pm 
That doesn't work. 8 brothers + Scout = 9.

Therefore, since there are 9 classes, Pyro would have to be male for your theory to be applicable.

[IM WRONG, HUEHUEHUEH]
Last edited by G; Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:39pm
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some react developer (Banned) Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:36pm 
Originally posted by Critical | Tim.docx:
That doesn't work. 8 brothers + Scout = 9.

Therefore, since there are 9 classes, Pyro would have to be male for your theory to be applicable.

"Your" theory?
You mean
"GAME" theory
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Der Wirbelsturm Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:37pm 
Originally posted by Critical | Tim.docx:
That doesn't work. 8 brothers + Scout = 9.

Therefore, since there are 9 classes, Pyro would have to be male for your theory to be applicable.
Youngest of eight brothers. the 8 brothers includes the scout.
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some react developer (Banned) Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:37pm 
Originally posted by Critical | Tim.docx:
That doesn't work. 8 brothers + Scout = 9.

Therefore, since there are 9 classes, Pyro would have to be male for your theory to be applicable.

also, he means out of 8 brothers, scout is the youngest. Which means that you misread.
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The guy from Ace Attorney Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:37pm 
Originally posted by Critical | Tim.docx:
That doesn't work. 8 brothers + Scout = 9.

Therefore, since there are 9 classes, Pyro would have to be male for your theory to be applicable.
Scout's bio
"The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to solve problems with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side,"
Note how it says 7 older brothers near the end of what I posted. It's 8 brothers including Scout. So it kinda works but this is all still pretty stupid.
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G Jan 2, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
Darn. I thought I was onto something. Well, fair game. I will delete my input for the sake of lore. But I will return, and we will triumph.

*Music*
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MetelStar Jan 2, 2014 @ 6:49pm 
That's... an interesting idea. Although unless five of those brothers were Russian, German, Scottish, Austraillian or French, I'm not sure how this all connects together... especially since there's a chance said Frenchman is more related to Scout than we think.

So... how does this all fit into the Pyro's gender again?
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stupendous man (Banned) Jan 2, 2014 @ 6:50pm 
LOL. Spy (scouts bro) sleeps with his own mother.
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Bronzy Jan 2, 2014 @ 6:52pm 
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Frozn Jan 2, 2014 @ 7:11pm 
THE YOUNGEST OF 8 BROS. scout + 7 = 8, duh so scout has 7 bros, and he is the youngest of them, one of his bros could be the pryo though, if matpat is correct. (enter the flaming)
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Ruke (Soreasan) Jan 2, 2014 @ 7:14pm 
If this was to be true, then it means that the heavy, sniper, spy, medic, and demoman were born in America, shot out of a cannon to foreign countries to live there for 30-50 years, somehow have a wide variety of age differences, come from one mother, and it also means that heavy's family, scout's mother, Engie's father, and sniper hillbilly parents are all the one and the same.

If this is all true, then Scout's Mother is a giant 500 pound shapeshifting Gorrilia who married an engineer, got caught in the family war, didn't get killed by Saxton Hale, and was a young woman at one point to make love to spy.

This can only mean one thing. Spy gave birth to himself, and Scout's Mother is the pyro!
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[Poke☆] Tommy (Banned) Jan 2, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
Originally posted by Soreasan:
If this was to be true, then it means that the heavy, sniper, spy, medic, and demoman were born in America, shot out of a cannon to foreign countries to live there for 30-50 years, somehow have a wide variety of age differences, come from one mother, and it also means that heavy's family, scout's mother, Engie's father, and sniper hillbilly parents are all the one and the same.

If this is all true, then Scout's Mother is a giant 500 pound shapeshifting Gorrilia who married an engineer, got caught in the family war, didn't get killed by Saxton Hale, and was a young woman at one point to make love to spy.

This can only mean one thing. Spy gave birth to himself, and Scout's Mother is the pyro!
10/10 would read again
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Der Wirbelsturm Jan 2, 2014 @ 7:48pm 
Originally posted by Woodruff:
LOL. Spy (scouts bro) sleeps with his own mother.

Originally posted by MetelStar:
That's... an interesting idea. Although unless five of those brothers were Russian, German, Scottish, Austraillian or French, I'm not sure how this all connects together... especially since there's a chance said Frenchman is more related to Scout than we think.

So... how does this all fit into the Pyro's gender again?

You guys are stupid... I'm not saying they are all family. I'm saying how Scout's brothers are similar to his team mates, there should be 8 others BROTHERS. But since there's only 7 others one must be a sister. :spycon:
Last edited by Der Wirbelsturm; Jan 2, 2014 @ 7:49pm
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The guy from Ace Attorney Jan 2, 2014 @ 7:59pm 
Originally posted by ErnieTheGreatest:
Originally posted by Woodruff:
LOL. Spy (scouts bro) sleeps with his own mother.

Originally posted by MetelStar:
That's... an interesting idea. Although unless five of those brothers were Russian, German, Scottish, Austraillian or French, I'm not sure how this all connects together... especially since there's a chance said Frenchman is more related to Scout than we think.

So... how does this all fit into the Pyro's gender again?

You guys are stupid... I'm not saying they are all family. I'm saying how Scout's brothers are similar to his team mates, there should be 8 others BROTHERS. But since there's only 7 others one must be a sister. :spycon:
That's still pretty dumb.
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Joshua Kurayami Jan 2, 2014 @ 8:25pm 
Originally posted by Soreasan:
If this was to be true, then it means that the heavy, sniper, spy, medic, and demoman were born in America, shot out of a cannon to foreign countries to live there for 30-50 years, somehow have a wide variety of age differences, come from one mother, and it also means that heavy's family, scout's mother, Engie's father, and sniper hillbilly parents are all the one and the same.

If this is all true, then Scout's Mother is a giant 500 pound shapeshifting Gorrilia who married an engineer, got caught in the family war, didn't get killed by Saxton Hale, and was a young woman at one point to make love to spy.

This can only mean one thing. Spy gave birth to himself, and Scout's Mother is the pyro!

So, long story short, Spy stole engineer's time travel equipment to screw his mother.. BECAUSE SCIIEENNCEEEE
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