Medic domination lines.

[Rapid Roy]

Scout domination:
"You cannot run from ze doctor, männchen!"
"Stop squirming! It's only an amputation!"
"I'm giving you a prescription: one fist to ze mouth every two minutes."
"You could do with some laryngitis, mein friend."
Soldier domination:
"Where does it hurt, schweinehund? Your head or your pride?"
"Ach... Americans..."
"You must have severe brain hemorrhaging if you think you can defeat me!"
"Ah, dummkopf. You rocket-jumped right into ze doctor's office!"
Pyro domination:
"Take that, dummer mensch! Er... dumme frauline! ... you!!"
"Do you know how hard it is to treat a burn, brei mund? Very!"
"Do you want a lollipop for you doctor's visit? Too bad! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"All ze mental disorders you have could fill ein telephone book!"
Demoman domination:
"You should really lay of the alcohol, it's affecting your fighting capability!"
"When I'm through with you, your liver will be ze least of your worries..."
"Woopsie! There goes the other eye!"
"Fortunately for you, your scrumpy proved to be a decent anesthetic."
Heavy domination:
"You should cut back on ze snacks, fett man!"
"Come back when you're physically fit for ze battlefield, you plump goose!"
"You make a better pincushion than you do a fighter! Ha ha ha!"
"Allow me to push a new concept into your thick skull: it's called a 'diet!'"
Engineer domination:
"Your little playthings cannot match ze brute force of German engineering!"
"Everything you build, I shall destroy!"
"Don't overexert yourself building your toys. They'll just be scraps eventually!"
"I think you should reevaluate your strategy of being ein turtle."
Medic domination:
"You still believe in 'do no harm?' Tsk tsk..."
"You're a doctor? What's your field of study, dentistry?"
"I would say go back to medical school, but if you're anything like me, you probably can't."
"What's the matter, medizinmann? Afraid of a little blood?"
Sniper domination:
"Your skill at performing brain surgery is... average."
"Danke for holding still, 'kamerad!'"
"You were so motionless, I almost mistook you for a corpse!"
"Mein gott, I think zis one wet himself!"
Spy domination:
"You are more maus than mann, coward!"
"You cannot hide, dumme! I can smell your rotting lungs from a mile away!"
"Zat is the fourth time you've tried to sneak up on me. Can I assume it will also be ze last?"
"Vunderbar! You're already dressed for your funeral!"

Edit: I want to see this in the games, his lines for dominating is laughing.

[76561198083032813]

K

What can we do with this?

[Youma Gatta Suckakakki]

Nice, but you need to work on german spelling. V is pronounced F, S is pronounced Z, and Z is pronounced TS.

So it's not Vunderbar, it's Wunderbar.

[76561198218499516]

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

Scout domination:
"You cannot run from ze doctor, männchen!"
"Stop squirming! It's only an amputation!"
"I'm giving you a prescription: one fist to ze mouth every two minutes."
"You could do with some laryngitis, mein friend."
Soldier domination:
"Where does it hurt, schweinehund? Your head or your pride?"
"Ach... Americans..."
"You must have severe brain hemorrhaging if you think you can defeat me!"
"Ah, dummkopf. You rocket-jumped right into ze doctor's office!"
Pyro domination:
"Take that, dummer mensch! Er... dumme frauline! ... you!!"
"Do you know how hard it is to treat a burn, brei mund? Very!"
"Do you want a lollipop for you doctor's visit? Too bad! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"All ze mental disorders you have could fill ein telephone book!"
Demoman domination:
"You should really lay of the alcohol, it's affecting your fighting capability!"
"When I'm through with you, your liver will be ze least of your worries..."
"Woopsie! There goes the other eye!"
"Fortunately for you, your scrumpy proved to be a decent anesthetic."
Heavy domination:
"You should cut back on ze snacks, fett man!"
"Come back when you're physically fit for ze battlefield, you plump goose!"
"You make a better pincushion than you do a fighter! Ha ha ha!"
"Allow me to push a new concept into your thick skull: it's called a 'diet!'"
Engineer domination:
"Your little playthings cannot match ze brute force of German engineering!"
"Everything you build, I shall destroy!"
"Don't overexert yourself building your toys. They'll just be scraps eventually!"
"I think you should reevaluate your strategy of being ein turtle."
Medic domination:
"You still believe in 'do no harm?' Tsk tsk..."
"You're a doctor? What's your field of study, dentistry?"
"I would say go back to medical school, but if you're anything like me, you probably can't."
"What's the matter, medizinmann? Afraid of a little blood?"
Sniper domination:
"Your skill at performing brain surgery is... average."
"Danke for holding still, 'kamerad!'"
"You were so motionless, I almost mistook you for a corpse!"
"Mein gott, I think zis one wet himself!"
Spy domination:
"You are more maus than mann, coward!"
"You cannot hide, dumme! I can smell your rotting lungs from a mile away!"
"Zat is the fourth time you've tried to sneak up on me. Can I assume it will also be ze last?"
"Vunderbar! You're already dressed for your funeral!"

Originally posted by Obtestor:

K

What can we do with this?

Don't bother with OP, he's ignorant..

(He has problems too)
(Let's not talk loudly about his issues and IQ to make it awkward)

[Rapid Roy]

Originally posted by Obtestor:

K

What can we do with this?

Oh I don't know, make a song with them?
*Sarcasm alert*
I want to see them in the game idiot.

[Rapid Roy]

Originally posted by Obtestor:

K

What can we do with this?

Don't bother with OP, he's ignorant..

(He has problems too)
(Let's not talk loudly about his issues and IQ to make it awkward) [/quote]

I have issues? How so?

[[TTC] Daryl Dixon]

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

Originally posted by Obtestor:

K

What can we do with this?

Oh I don't know, make a song with them?
*Sarcasm alert*
I want to see them in the game idiot.

>Implying devs actually visit the forums.

[[TTC] Daryl Dixon]

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

Originally posted by Obtestor:

K

What can we do with this?

Originally posted by Farman Merchant:

Don't bother with OP, he's ignorant..

(He has problems too)
(Let's not talk loudly about his issues and IQ to make it awkward)

I have issues? How so?

Judging by your post history, you have quite a few issues.

[Rapid Roy]

Originally posted by Daryl Dixon:

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

I have issues? How so?

Judging by your post history, you have quite a few issues.

u fel fur mi b8 m8, that b8 was 8/8, i apprci8 those b8 posts, m8

[76561198218499516]

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

Originally posted by Daryl Dixon:

Judging by your post history, you have quite a few issues.

u fel fur mi b8 m8, that b8 was 8/8, i apprci8 those b8 posts, m8

I suggest a Docter in the Therapy Department, when was the last time you excercised as well?

I had to go to Physical Therapy for those reasons, it's hella expensive but worth it..

[[TTC] Daryl Dixon]

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

Originally posted by Daryl Dixon:

Judging by your post history, you have quite a few issues.

u fel fur mi b8 m8, that b8 was 8/8, i apprci8 those b8 posts, m8

9 b8 posts? Seems legit. If they are, you have issues. If they aren't, you have issues. Issues/issues.

[Alchemist Endrew]

I liked this. It's a shame valve apparently never thought the medic could be anything more than a healing man. I would also like to see some domination lines for the heavy, he has some, but only like three. And they aren't even class-specific.

[[TTC] Daryl Dixon]

Originally posted by Alchemist Endrew:

It's a shame valve apparently never thought the medic could be anything more than a healing man.

Please, not this again. Please, just don't. Please.

[drooskie]

Originally posted by Daryl Dixon:

Originally posted by Kaneki Likes Coffee:

Oh I don't know, make a song with them?
*Sarcasm alert*
I want to see them in the game idiot.

>Implying devs actually visit the forums.

I'm fairly sure they see it, just don't reply or comment. At least I've been told.