Why Miss Pauling will NEVER be a class in TF2

[Hildefuns]

She works with the announcer
You would have Miss Pauling killing Miss Pauling with multiple Miss Paulings on each team while Miss Pauling helps the announcer but there is only one Miss Pauling so there cannot be multiple Miss Paulings



Continue the chain of why she cannot be a class in TF2

[Kikilicious]

I mean, you can't have enough Miss Pauling.

But I agree. Technically, there's only one team. The general fan theory is that one of the teams is clones.

I have a personal theory that Red and Blu hired the same mercenaries to fight on the same battlefield. Deciding to take advantage of that, Helen had a machine made that allowed for temporary clones to be made that are destroyed at the end of a battle to prevent any evil twin scenarios. Anyway, each morning the mercs are assigned one team color to work with, and, depending on the input from the "system" (other players), the proper amount of clones are created to suit the needs. So, basically, each merc is working for both Red and Blu, but Helen rigged it so that they (Red and Blu) have no idea, while the mercs themselves do. But that's just my headcanon.

[VetProf]

In addition, Miss Pauling being added as the 10th class would tip the balance of the game. Heck, anyone/anything being added as the 10th class would unbalance the game, unless if Valve add 3 classes together for each of the current categories (Offense, Defense, Support).

Plus, if they add Miss Pauling, they would need to add a ton of new weapons and cosmetics for her.

[N0VA]

This makes sense. I mean, you have a RED version of a MEDIC and a BLU. I'm still confused why one of the merc's haven't noticed that the other team looks EXACTLY like them, but that's a question for another time. We have been told how the Admin works for both sides - so there is one admin, and she has miss pauline working with her so again, only one miss pauline.

The only way they could justify this is if they made a dumb cloning machine or something. lol

That and the fact all the merc's possess one certain skill, Miss pauline's skill is just clean up and self defence, she doesn't specialize in anything, which is why she can't be a class.

Think about it too, she has a name, everyone else is just a title for their class. Kinda weird reading the list... Medic, Sniper, Spy, "Miss Pauline"...

[My name is jeff]

i 100%

Originally posted by Magicphobic:

This makes sense. I mean, you have a RED version of a MEDIC and a BLU. I'm still confused why one of the merc's haven't noticed that the other team looks EXACTLY like them, but that's a question for another time. We have been told how the Admin works for both sides - so there is one admin, and she has miss pauline working with her so again, only one miss pauline.

The only way they could justify this is if they made a dumb cloning machine or something. lol

That and the fact all the merc's possess one certain skill, Miss pauline's skill is just clean up and self defence, she doesn't specialize in anything, which is why she can't be a class.

Think about it too, she has a name, everyone else is just a title for their class. Kinda weird reading the list... Medic, Sniper, Spy, "Miss Pauline"...

agree with you

[Faarom]

confusing

[My name is jeff]

weird if female class add to the game unless their made pack of female class

[powdah]

That is the dumbest idea I have heard of the Team Fortress 2 community.

[N0VA]

that being said, a halloween costume for the merc's being a female version is a good joke idea.

[powdah]

Originally posted by Magicphobic:

that being said, a halloween costume for the merc's being a female version is a good joke idea.

i dont even

[N0VA]

Originally posted by WAAAAHT:

Originally posted by Magicphobic:

that being said, a halloween costume for the merc's being a female version is a good joke idea.

i dont even

Can you imagine the community's raction though? Liek you log on and everyone's modded to female, and everyone's like WHAT THE F**K? And Vlave sits back and laughs their asses off.

[powdah]

Originally posted by Magicphobic:

Originally posted by WAAAAHT:

i dont even

Can you imagine the community's raction though? Liek you log on and everyone's modded to female, and everyone's like WHAT THE F**K? And Vlave sits back and laughs their asses off.

I'm just going to play CS: GO and Dota 2 now.

[心海]

becoz she is grill

but femscoot is also grill

wat

[powdah]

Originally posted by Chocolate:

becoz she is grill

but femscoot is also grill

wat

Just so you kids know, she's my grill-friend.



im so desperate

[Kikilicious]

Originally posted by Magicphobic:

That and the fact all the merc's possess one certain skill, Miss pauline's skill is just clean up and self defence, she doesn't specialize in anything, which is why she can't be a class.

Think about it too, she has a name, everyone else is just a title for their class. Kinda weird reading the list... Medic, Sniper, Spy, "Miss Pauline"...

Well, she is highly specialized. She disposes of bodies, assassinates, buries, disposes, and does a lot of other super badass secret agent stuff, as well as paperwork. So, it's not like she isn't highly skilled. Hell, she'd probably be able to take out all the mercs if she wanted to. But it still would be impracticable to have her one one team.

And I'm glad you like my personal theory :D

Originally posted by Chocolate:

but femscoot is also grill

P.S. the female class models we have are -absolute- ♥♥♥♥.

[VetProf]

Originally posted by Kikilicious:

Originally posted by Magicphobic:

That and the fact all the merc's possess one certain skill, Miss pauline's skill is just clean up and self defence, she doesn't specialize in anything, which is why she can't be a class.

Think about it too, she has a name, everyone else is just a title for their class. Kinda weird reading the list... Medic, Sniper, Spy, "Miss Pauline"...

Well, she is highly specialized. She disposes of bodies, assassinates, buries, disposes, and does a lot of other super badass secret agent stuff, as well as paperwork. So, it's not like she isn't highly skilled. Hell, she'd probably be able to take out all the mercs if she wanted to. But it still would be impracticable to have her one one team.

And I'm glad you like my personal theory :D

Those are things Spy would/could do.