Team Fortress 2
Archimemes May 22, 2015 @ 7:29pm
Tf2 horror stories
What the title implies, Either tell a story of a horrific time you had playing tf2 or just make up some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy pasta.

The popcorn is ready.
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Professional Gator Hugger (Banned) May 22, 2015 @ 7:30pm 
Originally posted by pretty burd:
What the title implies, Either tell a story of a horrific time you had playing tf2 or just make up some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy pasta.

The popcorn is ready.
You're a pretty little birdy, aren't you? You'll look good next to the other ones.
I remember that mental hospital.

A hundred of men with fedoras and sharp-dressed agents, all of them, letting themselves get murdered, over and over again. Their sadomasochist acts included using some sort of crazy gadget to get stabbed or shot, but without dying, and then living as nothing had happened. Oh, and some would attempt to carve a hole in the heads of their fellow people, but always hit a lung, or some other important organ. Some died, some didn't, it all depended on how much time the guy with the gun took to aim a bullet at someone's ribs.

And i didn't even start to talk about the doctors in that hospital. They were doctors, but they were also sick. They used the same Syringe Guns used to inject tranquilizing medicine to stab other people with millions of small needles. The feeling of a hundred needles penetrating your skin, but without killing you... That's something i'll never forget. And they didn't cure people. They had the perfect way to cure everyone in that place, but they didn't want to. "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting", said one of these crazy monsters.

Sometimes, they would get angry and pull out saws to hit you. You wouldn't die, because getting hit by a saw held by some crazy doctor... You don't know the strength of an insane man until he attacks you. But i didn't die, nobody did. The few men who attempted to make peace were bigger and stronger, but their strength was pointless when everyone felt like attacking that guy was more pleasuring than attacking other crazy people.
fion May 22, 2015 @ 7:39pm 
a competitive server whom everyone but you are 6 year old "Faze clan member" oh and they have mics
Last edited by fion; May 22, 2015 @ 7:40pm
Archimemes May 22, 2015 @ 7:47pm 
Originally posted by The Feral Hydra:
Originally posted by pretty burd:
What the title implies, Either tell a story of a horrific time you had playing tf2 or just make up some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy pasta.

The popcorn is ready.
You're a pretty little birdy, aren't you? You'll look good next to the other ones.
MA GO GET THE CAMERA! I'M IN MY OWN CREEPYPASTA! :D
Professional Gator Hugger (Banned) May 22, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
Originally posted by pretty burd:
Originally posted by The Feral Hydra:
You're a pretty little birdy, aren't you? You'll look good next to the other ones.
MA GO GET THE CAMERA! I'M IN MY OWN CREEPYPASTA! :D
The last one made such pretty music. Especially when I hit him with a shovel.
Archimemes May 22, 2015 @ 7:51pm 
Originally posted by The Feral Hydra:
Originally posted by pretty burd:
MA GO GET THE CAMERA! I'M IN MY OWN CREEPYPASTA! :D
The last one made such pretty music. Especially when I hit him with a shovel.
So you wrekt burds by market gardening them?

sweet.
Professional Gator Hugger (Banned) May 22, 2015 @ 7:53pm 
Originally posted by pretty burd:
Originally posted by The Feral Hydra:
The last one made such pretty music. Especially when I hit him with a shovel.
So you wrekt burds by market gardening them?

sweet.
Of course, the prettiest music came when I purified them with hedge clippers.
Archimemes May 22, 2015 @ 7:54pm 
Originally posted by The Feral Hydra:
Originally posted by pretty burd:
So you wrekt burds by market gardening them?

sweet.
Of course, the prettiest music came when I purified them with hedge clippers.
And by prettiest music you mean screams of agony?
Yeah love that soundtrack, use it for naps N' stuff.
Handiry May 22, 2015 @ 7:55pm 
gibus pyrovisions everywhere...placing Sentrys facing the FRIGGEN WALL ALL THE TIME! U_U!!!
butt-kisser-9000 (Banned) May 22, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
a gibus dominated you
mumphies May 22, 2015 @ 8:01pm 
Gibusvision 6-year-olds with mics and FNaF related names
Fumo Bnnuy n Frends (Banned) May 22, 2015 @ 8:02pm 
i went on a valve server once
it was awful
Dead May 22, 2015 @ 8:02pm 
Heavy x Medic is a CreepyPasta.. Oh wait, nevermind.
Shen May 22, 2015 @ 8:04pm 
I was ON A PUB.
There was a PYRO.
He W+M!'d
He had the PHLOGISTINATOR
*gasp*
I... KILLED HIM.
He... He... He said "I hate you brony"
OMG OMG
*Faints*
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Date Posted: May 22, 2015 @ 7:29pm
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