describe tf2 using spongebob references

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

ex:
eureka effect post nerf=soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it!
*new crate or new game and pre order gives you a free hat* I NEED IT!!
*valve servers or everytime a new update happens*=i got an idea....lets leave!

will add to list better ones or other ideas:

already seeing alot of good ones

edited list (other people's will have their name next to it. If not it is mine):
*dominates someone* DO YOU FEEL IT NOW, MR KRABS?! -went_r
*MvM in a nutshell* =*gasp* a golden spatula
*smissmass*=you'll never guess what i found in my sock this morning...go ahead guess
*unusual trading* kid kid ill give you 100 dollars
1000 dollars
ill give you a million dollars for that hat


you know what most are them if not all of them are gold
im not even gonna bother posting them up here they are all gold


100 posts
damn almost 500 posts
gg
its the best day ever

[MrFlaptastic]

CHOCOLATE?!?! CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!!?!?
CCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[the peppy (eek!)]

Originally posted by Aiden Pearce:

When there are two micspammers/screaming little kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxzdkW0Gft0&index=303&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg When someone detects a spy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYXMtJuKcVA&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=311 When someone is giving you advice on what to micspam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=314 When someone walks off a cliff on upward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDqNLgVHv8&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=243 Describing the other team after you win a round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUj6NQJG8iw&index=241&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg What you think happens when you play this game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urU70MsUpYg&index=238&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg Hats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8&index=163&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg When you wonder if you will ever unbox an unusual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXe-5mUeLC8&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=161 When you win a match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8&index=133&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg

bless you

[Rough]

Wasn't this on 4chan?

[DeMino]

When I'm waiting during respawn time.
I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY,

[Vel]

Getting a very random trade request from some guy, you ask him what he wants, and then the trade takes forever.
Guy: "I'll have a....uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...".

Sorry I couldn't find the footage.

[Ozyruz]

Originally posted by That1Psycho (ABG):

When I'm waiting during respawn time.
I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY,

*Exits spawn*

I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm rea-*Blown up by spawn camper*

[Ozyruz]

Originally posted by Veleno:

Getting a very random trade request from some guy, you ask him what he wants, and then the trade takes forever.
Guy: "I'll have a-..a....aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........".

Sorry I couldn't find the footage.

I remember!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uCr9eC6e8M

Ok, i don't have all day whaddya want

Trader: I'll have a uhhhhhhhh....-

Do you want my Demoman hat?

Trader: Uhhh, Yeah!!

Ok, will that be in Overpay or pure?

Trader: Uhhhh

.....*Bangs head on table*

[monkeyman]

*Talking to a machina noob*
No, i mean, good for your soul

[monkeyman]

Getting scammed:
Like the fool who ripped his pants

[The Duck Dealer]

*sees gibus-wearing friend*
Spongebob. Listen. I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.

Am I a pretty girl?

Uh, you're beautiful.

[Vel]

You know that moment on Turbine where that one team pretty much seized control of the map with their Engie (who is also using the FJ) building nests on the containers and having a fraction of the team camp there with him?
This is what happens when that part of the team gets really bored from nothing happening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPqfS-n58M

Spongebob: Camping Engie
Patrick: Pybro
Squidward: Sniper that is left too far back and feels like standing in the "front lines".
and also
Seabear: Heavy/medic combo from the opposing team.

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

Originally posted by Veleno:

You know that moment on Turbine where that one team pretty much seized control of the map with their Engie (who is also using the FJ) building nests on the containers and having a fraction of the team camp there with him?
This is what happens when that part of the team gets really bored from nothing happening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPqfS-n58M

Spongebob: Camping Engie
Patrick: Pybro
Squidward: Sniper that is left too far back and feels like standing in the "front lines".
and also
Seabear: Heavy/medic combo from the opposing team.

yeah i know lol

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

Originally posted by Aiden Pearce:

When there are two micspammers/screaming little kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxzdkW0Gft0&index=303&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg When someone detects a spy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYXMtJuKcVA&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=311 When someone is giving you advice on what to micspam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=314 When someone walks off a cliff on upward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDqNLgVHv8&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=243 Describing the other team after you win a round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUj6NQJG8iw&index=241&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg What you think happens when you play this game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urU70MsUpYg&index=238&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg Hats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8&index=163&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg When you wonder if you will ever unbox an unusual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXe-5mUeLC8&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg&index=161 When you win a match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8&index=133&list=PL2Nm0jIkc49xJDdleWCzApcwFLFIAxwsg

jesus christ
top god tier/10

[Vel]

Originally posted by newturtlebread3 senpai:

Originally posted by Veleno:

You know that moment on Turbine where that one team pretty much seized control of the map with their Engie (who is also using the FJ) building nests on the containers and having a fraction of the team camp there with him?
This is what happens when that part of the team gets really bored from nothing happening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPqfS-n58M

Spongebob: Camping Engie
Patrick: Pybro
Squidward: Sniper that is left too far back and feels like standing in the "front lines".
and also
Seabear: Heavy/medic combo from the opposing team.

yeah i know lol

And then the camping team gets driven back to spawn from the uber push.
safety circle= spawn.
While the engie(Spongebob) and pyro(Pat) run safely back to spawn(circle), the gibussniper(Squidward) gets mauled apart by the heavy/medic(seabear).
Sqiudward trying to escape the seabear is the equivalent to having the sniper respawn over and over again attempting to push and counterattack the enemy heavy and team at spawn and fails horribly every new strategy.

[Vel]

Originally posted by Anonymous Oculus:

Originally posted by Veleno:

Getting a very random trade request from some guy, you ask him what he wants, and then the trade takes forever.
Guy: "I'll have a-..a....aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........".

Sorry I couldn't find the footage.

I remember!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uCr9eC6e8M

Ok, i don't have all day whaddya want

Trader: I'll have a uhhhhhhhh....-

Do you want my Demoman hat?

Trader: Uhhh, Yeah!!

Ok, will that be in Overpay or pure?

Trader: Uhhhh

.....*Bangs head on table*

Ah thanks mate, this is pretty spot on too.