Team Fortress 2
Valve should oficially add serverblight to TF2
alright, so we all know tf2 has been around forever. it’s a legendary game, but let’s be real, it could use something fresh. not just another batch of hats or reskins—something different. enter serverblight, a creepy community legend that’s been floating around for a while. if valve actually made it an official update, tf2 could get some serious new life.

what is serverblight?

if you don’t know, serverblight is this spooky tf2 creepypasta about weird, haunted servers. you join a game, and things are just... off. maps don’t load right, sounds are glitched, chat messages appear out of nowhere. sometimes, there’s a weird player who doesn’t act normal. some people say they got disconnected for no reason, or saw something move in the shadows. basically, it’s the perfect kind of weird for tf2’s janky but lovable engine.

so why not make it an actual thing?

what a serverblight update could look like

instead of just another scream fortress event, the serverblight update could be more of a meta-game. something that makes players question what’s real instead of just another goofy halloween event.

key features

1. server weirdness

-randomly, certain servers could start "glitching"

-maps could have subtle corruption—wrong textures, weird lighting, occasional distant noises

-scoreboard might flicker or disappear, voice lines could be reversed or distorted

2. weird player entities

-some bots (or real players?) could act off—standing still, moving strangely, vanishing

-if you kill one, they drop "corrupt data" that you need to collect

3. a mystery to solve

-players have to track down anomalies and figure out what’s going on

-chat logs, hidden messages in the maps, and random clues help piece together the story

if enough data is collected, the "infection" can be contained before the event ends

4. cosmetics & rewards

-eerie, glitchy skins that distort slightly when viewed from certain angles

-a taunt where your character flickers in and out like a bad connection

-a weapon skin that distorts after every kill

why this would be awesome

tf2 is liminal.
we’ve all played on an empty server and felt weird about it. tf2 has this weird, old-school atmosphere that makes stuff like this work. adding serverblight would just lean into that.

brings players together
this would get people to talk and work together, kinda like an arg. imagine players documenting weird server events, sharing clips, and figuring out the mystery in real time.

easy to make
valve doesn’t even need to do much. small map edits, some audio tweaks, and spooky server settings could make a huge impact without breaking the game. tf2 thrives on weird, low-effort-but-fun updates.

creepypasta culture is huge
serverblight already feels like something that should be real. valve tapping into that kind of internet horror culture would be a genius move.

make it happen, valve
this could be the most unique tf2 event in years. instead of just another round of halloween silliness, we could get something genuinely weird and exciting. tf2 has always had that "weird internet game" energy, and this would just push it to the next level.
if you’re down for this, spread the word. the infection is waiting.
Originally posted by † hanako :3c ♡:
i think we should let this happen and add this actually valve please take notes this is what the tf2 community really needs

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i think we should let this happen and add this actually valve please take notes this is what the tf2 community really needs

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hold up! Feb 21 @ 8:04pm 
i mean i think a plugin could do that, i dont think valve would add it but the community can do it theirselves
hold up! Feb 21 @ 8:05pm 
since with the source sdk, im pretty sure it can be actually real but we will see ig
this is mainly why tf2 fans should not be trusted with updating the game
Yzal Feb 21 @ 8:20pm 
We already have many server blights: bots, snipers, friendlies, pyros, spies, engies, etc
Last edited by Yzal; Feb 21 @ 8:21pm
Originally posted by Yzal:
We already have many server blights: bots, snipers, friendlies, pyros, spies, engies, etc
Mark this as the answer please
Nice AI script
bloodcubed (Banned) Feb 21 @ 8:57pm 
this could be cool
Originally posted by nuts??:
since with the source sdk, im pretty sure it can be actually real but we will see ig
yes but imagine adding it officially, this could be a lot of fun
Garbage creepypasta
Mina Feb 22 @ 9:44am 
community servers
skibididi Feb 22 @ 10:47am 
Originally posted by 50SACINMYSOCIDGAF:
Garbage creepypasta
its awesome, i respect your opinion but the serverblight creepypasta is objectively well done
skibididi Feb 22 @ 10:47am 
Originally posted by Mina:
community servers
it will be 200% better as an actual update and you know it
SithCat Feb 22 @ 10:52am 
That is a really cool idea, but I would be so scared of ominous things, that would scare the **** out of me.
its called slender, now collect my 8 pages
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Date Posted: Feb 21 @ 6:57pm
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