Best quotes in TF2

[Flpstrike]

Which is your favorites quotes in TF2?

My favorite ones are from Spy:
"Why don't we just give up, pardner". http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e7/Spy_taunts07.wav?t=20100625234719
"Everyone back to the base, pardner." http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f2/Spy_taunts08.wav?t=20100625234720
"I feel très bon!" http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5e/Spy_feelgood01.wav?t=20111014002601

[Nulidad del matrimonio]

From spy to scout: "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'"

From spy to medic:


"I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
"(mockingly) Medic! Medic! Medic!" (laughs maniacally)

Scout dominating heavy

and some sniper lines

"Come out Merasmus! Nothing vill happen to you. I svear!" (breathless laughter) "I can't...ve're going to kill you!" (more laughter)

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/76/Medic_sf12_seeking04.wav?t=20121027211009

[Martin]

"Dominated, you grease-dripping pork pie"

[Ozyruz]

Friendship is freakin' magic pal!
-Scout

Friendship is stupid magic!
-Heavy

I would totally ditch my turret friends for these guys!

[Shard]

"Need a Dispenser here!" -Scout

"Pootis Spencer here!" -Hoovy

"Nope" -Enginner

"Let's settle this like Gentlemen!" -Spy

[Fedora the Explorer]

"Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!"
Spy dominating Demo

[NastySeg]

''We did it! I did it. Eh, whatever.''

-Medic with the Second Opinion equiped.

[bronze age pervert]

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/17/Scout_mvm_resurrect06.wav?t=20131122054618

[Mr. ♥♥♥]

Soldado-Br eredeti hozzászólása:

Spy:Hiding won't save you

¥¥¥ LOBSTERS!!! ¥¥¥ eredeti hozzászólása:

"your ass is ass and im the grass man punk you evens eaden!!"
~demo drunken rant

^
That don't makes sence

YOU dont make no no sence

[Mr. ♥♥♥]

CaptainObvious eredeti hozzászólása:

"Need a Dispenser here!" -Scout

"Pootis Spencer here!" -Hoovy

"Nope" -Enginner

"Let's settle this like Gentlemen!" -Spy

lol

"need a teleporter here"-scout

"pootis teleporter here"-heavy

"nope"-engineer

"JARATE UGH"-spy

[Driftkel]

"You're such a bad Doctor! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Spy dominating a Medic.

[Ozyruz]

NCIS Agent eredeti hozzászólása:

"You're such a bad Doctor! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Spy dominating a Medic.

And thats how i lost my Best turret award trophy...

[Driftkel]

Turret #16859 eredeti hozzászólása:

NCIS Agent eredeti hozzászólása:

"You're such a bad Doctor! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Spy dominating a Medic.

And thats how i lost my Best turret award trophy...

Aw... did I steal your trophy?

[Ah Yes Friday]

"Here's what you don't have, a working liver!"

[Ozyruz]

The Pink Menace eredeti hozzászólása:

"Here's what you don't have, a working liver!"

Did you know you can donate one or more of your vital organs?