what will valve or the tf2 wiki do this year for april fools

[kmrn]

kinda sad i'll be on vacation for it

but stilll

a man can wonder, right?

[peppermint hollows]

引用自 Birchwood：

An update to team fortress 2 has been released.
-New teams added: grey, violet, aquamarine, mahogany and beige
-Keys now cost $3.99
-New quickplay option: with or without bronies
-Three teritorrial control maps added: tc_stalemate, tc_reallysmall and tc_waterwater
-Buds, Bills hats and maxs heads are now untradable
-The scout now has 100 health
-Herobrine removed

The "Herobrine removed" joke wasn't that funny to begin with, and it lost its taste when they started beating the dead horse that is that joke after doing it more than once in the update logs.

It's a Minecraft thing anyway, would just plain be stupid in TF2.

How about "Removed Degreaser" instead?

It'd be fit for TF2, and actually funny. All the super "mlg" pyros would freak out and start flooding the forums with whining complaints. (Because degreaser is a crutch for them and the only way they can play pyro )

[Zel]

Close down all the servers

[FaelisongTalim]

No April Fools Joke.

HAH! APRIL FOOLS! THERE IS NO JOKE! THAT'S THE JO-Oh ♥♥♥♥.

[Zel]

引用自 Leeevog：

No April Fools Joke.

HAH! APRIL FOOLS! THERE IS NO JOKE! THAT'S THE JO-Oh ♥♥♥♥.

[Saint Pablo]

引用自 1bean234：

All class and weapon pages will be replaced with their ED counterparts.








The Scout claims to have come from Boston, and while growing up, lived in a rough neighborhood. He is the youngest of eight children, which not only means that his mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥, but that he has an inferiority complex. The solution to avoid getting raped by his clearly superior siblings was to do what any ♥♥♥♥♥ would do, and run away from his problems. Due to an addiction to Bonk Soda, he has developed a bad case of Tourette's which forces him to call out "boink" and "bonk" all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. Scout also has an irrational fear of rainbows, an obvious metaphor for his closeted homosexuality. He can also capture 'Capture Points' twice as fast as other classes.

Scattergun: Double-barreled shotgun with two barrels. It has six rounds and is completely useless unless you're within docking distance of your enemy, so you're more likely to get killed than do any killing. Even so, it's still superior to the other scatterguns for the meatshot. You reload without putting any new shells in.

[Saint Pablo]

引用自 Birchwood：

An update to team fortress 2 has been released.
-New teams added: grey, violet, aquamarine, mahogany and beige
-Keys now cost $3.99
-New quickplay option: with or without bronies
-Three teritorrial control maps added: tc_stalemate, tc_reallysmall and tc_waterwater
-Buds, Bills hats and maxs heads are now untradable
-The scout now has 100 health
-Herobrine removed

-f2ps banned forever

[Scraps]

-Removed the Free-to-Play option and "Premium" DLC. TF2 will be available for $19.98USD on the Steam client.

[Scraps]

引用自 Blaze_GM：

Add the deuling hat, stamp hat, and gift hats in the mann co store for "free", and then make us pay $100.00 to have them for a day

I like this, but I think it'd be more profitable if Valve made them 100USD for the first week, than drop it down to 5 bucks for the rest of eternity. After this price change, there will be a minor undocumented update which makes the lid of the tophats open and a flag saying "HAPPY APRIL 1st!" will pop out in game every 15ish seconds.

[JahGaming]

Add new hats then on April 1st remove all hats from the Mann co. store then on April 21st add the hats back in.

[ShenanAgain]

Come April 1st, Valve will legitimately release Half-Life 3, whereupon hardly anyone will play it and those who do will believe it to be an elaborate hoax. The next day, they will remove it from Steam under the assumption that no one wanted it to be released.

[amberdoor]

引用自 Bananaᴴᴰ ๖ۣۜKush：

引用自 Birchwood：

An update to team fortress 2 has been released.
-New teams added: grey, violet, aquamarine, mahogany and beige
-Keys now cost $3.99
-New quickplay option: with or without bronies
-Three teritorrial control maps added: tc_stalemate, tc_reallysmall and tc_waterwater
-Buds, Bills hats and maxs heads are now untradable
-The scout now has 100 health
-Herobrine removed

The "Herobrine removed" joke wasn't that funny to begin with, and it lost its taste when they started beating the dead horse that is that joke after doing it more than once in the update logs.

It's a Minecraft thing anyway, would just plain be stupid in TF2.

How about "Removed Degreaser" instead?

It'd be fit for TF2, and actually funny. All the super "mlg" pyros would freak out and start flooding the forums with whining complaints. (Because degreaser is a crutch for them and the only way they can play pyro :conwayfacepalm:)

I'll try harder next time.

[amberdoor]

引用自 ShenanAgain：

Come April 1st, Valve will legitimately release Half-Life 3, whereupon hardly anyone will play it and those who do will believe it to be an elaborate hoax. The next day, they will remove it from Steam under the assumption that no one wanted it to be released.

No, they'll put it on steam for 30 dolllars. When you play it, it's just half life 2, but with the words 'april fool's' constantly flashing on-screen.

[FaelisongTalim]

引用自 Bananaᴴᴰ ๖ۣۜKush：

引用自 Birchwood：

An update to team fortress 2 has been released.
-New teams added: grey, violet, aquamarine, mahogany and beige
-Keys now cost $3.99
-New quickplay option: with or without bronies
-Three teritorrial control maps added: tc_stalemate, tc_reallysmall and tc_waterwater
-Buds, Bills hats and maxs heads are now untradable
-The scout now has 100 health
-Herobrine removed

The "Herobrine removed" joke wasn't that funny to begin with, and it lost its taste when they started beating the dead horse that is that joke after doing it more than once in the update logs.

It's a Minecraft thing anyway, would just plain be stupid in TF2.

How about "Removed Degreaser" instead?

It'd be fit for TF2, and actually funny. All the super "mlg" pyros would freak out and start flooding the forums with whining complaints. (Because degreaser is a crutch for them and the only way they can play pyro :conwayfacepalm:)

Degreaser is extremely overrated for both Worshippers and Whiners. I can wait that damn extra 0.4 seconds to bash people's faces in with an Axtinguisher. You try decimating a group with Degreaser. That Damage penalty stings like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Plus, your Firing speed for your Rocket Launcher or Grenade Launcher is way slower than 0.4 seconds, so why bother?

I've used it and went against it. The smallest of stats overrated to the next level.

Anyways, Instead of "Removed Degreaser", how about "Removed Scout"? Maybe in Memory for our beloved M'aiq the Liar.