why does sniper have a kangaroo wife?

[iLuvKoRn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exF5K_l_ZpI
i honestly want to know how even soldier knows about her.

[FaelisongTalim]

You are an retarded fatass.

...Now, are you actually fat? I don't want to believe so. And you are capable of spelling, but lack moderate grammer skills. Either way, It's just an insult and shouldn't be taken seriously in the slightest.

[iLuvKoRn]

Originally posted by Leeevog "DEPRESSED FARMER":

You are an retarded fatass.

...Now, are you actually fat? I don't want to believe so. And you are capable of spelling, but lack moderate grammer skills. Either way, It's just an insult and shouldn't be taken seriously in the slightest.

so you're using me as some example

so sniper has a coverup kangaroo wife for a teacher for grammar?

[FaelisongTalim]

Originally posted by Shadowcon66:

Originally posted by Leeevog "DEPRESSED FARMER":

You are an retarded fatass.

...Now, are you actually fat? I don't want to believe so. And you are capable of spelling, but lack moderate grammer skills. Either way, It's just an insult and shouldn't be taken seriously in the slightest.

so you're using me as some example

so sniper has a coverup kangaroo wife for a teacher for grammar?

...sure.

[Flash]

Sniper is from Australia
Australia has Kangaroos.

[xsfrxtc]

Because he was drunk and put a golden ring on its hand when it was sleeping.

[iLuvKoRn]

does it have anything to do with sniper exhibiting an animal-like-state with the croc-o-style set where he dresses up as a crocodile and to achieve dominance preys over a kangaroo to be-wed?

[Flash]

Originally posted by Shadowcon66:

does it have anything to do with sniper exhibiting an animal-like-state with the croc-o-style set where he dresses up as a crocodile and to achieve dominance preys over a kangaroo to be-wed?

....yes

[ShenanAgain]

Sniper is himself from a family of mutant kangaroos. It's why he doesn't have a mustache and muscles like every other Australian.

[joeyclay]

coz beastilality ftw

[Im listening to anime music rn]

He is a transspecies human to kangaroo that is why he has a kangaroo wife

[Krinkov]

Originally posted by tatlonghari90:

He is a transspecies human to kangaroo that is why he has a kangaroo wife

Nice necro

[76561198287548850]

dude just becuse the solider make fun of the sniper becuse he is Australian does not mean he acctally has a kagaroo wife

[Manly0man]

Originally posted by Shadowcon66:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exF5K_l_ZpI
i honestly want to know how even soldier knows about her.

Sniper was born in New Zealand, he was then sent to Australia. Whether or not he DOES have a kangaroo for a wife, by canon, is somthing not mentioned in the Official Team Fortress 2 Comics. However, I do remember seeing a video namd "Team Fabulous 2" (don't ask what conditions had to be met to find this video) where, in one scene, BLU Soldier says he will send condolences to RED Sniper's kangaroo wife which RED Sniper replies with "Thanks mate" (C and 2) and perishes immediately after.

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Originally posted by tatlonghari90:

He is a transspecies human to kangaroo that is why he has a kangaroo wife

Necromancer level?

[Bill]

This thread was quite old before the recent post, so we're locking it to prevent confusion.