Why Jarate is the best weapon in tf2

[Mr.Bullshitter]

Jarate,a luquid and jar based karate tool invented by the great and manly australian tycoon Saxton Hale.Then perfected by the proffesional mercenary called Mr.Mundee,otherwise known as ''The Sniper''. Despite it's name it has very little to do with actual karate,instead it is a handy-dandy mason jar full of unknown luquid (speculated to be urine,altought needs more information to be confirmed.) That can be thrown at your enemies! It acts like a frag grenade of sorts,except unlike frag grenades anyone coated in this stuff will take mini-crits and if they just so happen to be a secret agent with the automatic camouflaging watch (a spy tool that has become more common due to the recent french spytech advanments.) it will outline their greasy,luquid soaked,thicc yet fragile body for the whole world on display,making them easy kills.Sidenote:The luquid stuff also happens to put out flames.


But why am i telling you this?You probably already know this.Well,to put it simply this is not only the best support tool for Sniper,but his best weapon perhaps in the entire game.It is the very embodiement of psychological warfare.Imagine having your e n t i r e body covered in lemonade like luquid on your brand new fighting gear,perhaps even get a few glass shards stuck in your eye,yeah that would boost down your morale quite a bit wouldn't it?It is also the best support tool and combo tool,being able to stop your teammates burning to death and making your enemies embarrased to death is an extremely powerful ability at one's fingertips.Not to mention it's amazing combo-tool with the Bushwacka,being able to one shot people at both close and long range now makes you pretty much a god.Jarate isthe ultimate weapon,and no guns,bombs or tanks will ever come near it's sheer brilliant combat design



tl;dr:Jarate is pretty good

[Marukuso]

Yes, we get it, it's piss and you think it's funny.

[Mr.Bullshitter]

Originally posted by Marukuso:

Yes, we get it, it's piss and you think it's funny.

correct

[avid horror watcher]

I can already hear whining spy mains about how jarate sucks

[Sanimat]

Originally posted by Marukuso:

Yes, we get it, it's piss and you think it's funny.

Angry spy main

[RatBoggles]

This games humor is dumb as ♥♥♥♥ lmao

[Mr.Bullshitter]

Originally posted by BRUSHRAT:

This games humor is dumb as ♥♥♥♥ lmao

i mean, yeah?

[avid horror watcher]

Originally posted by SimpleAnim:

Originally posted by Marukuso:

Yes, we get it, it's piss and you think it's funny.

Angry spy main

told you

[toast]

its unbalanced.

[avid horror watcher]

Originally posted by TOAST - TSCOCT:

its unbalanced.

oh look angry spy main

[toast]

that's the thing i dont even play spy, its just unbalanced

[Mr.Bullshitter]

Originally posted by TOAST - TSCOCT:

that's the thing i dont even play spy, its just unbalanced

This guy gets it.It's so powerful that it makes it unfair for your enemies.

[Miles (Tails) Prower]

Originally posted by TOAST - TSCOCT:

that's the thing i dont even play spy, its just unbalanced

Because you PISSed.

[Freeze_Zane06]

Originally posted by SimpleAnim:

Originally posted by Marukuso:

Yes, we get it, it's piss and you think it's funny.

Angry spy main

spy mains are interesting creatures

[toast]

Originally posted by Miles (Tails) Prower:

Originally posted by TOAST - TSCOCT:

that's the thing i dont even play spy, its just unbalanced

Because you PISSed.

ha ha, how original and funny, anyway its does too much for sniper's team at cost of having no smg, sniper can just keep spamming it and refilling it at spawn. also bushwacka exists, which lets a long range one shooter gain additinal close range one shots.

[Mr.Bullshitter]

Originally posted by Freeze_Zane06:

Originally posted by SimpleAnim:

Angry spy main

spy mains are interesting creatures

That's what too much anime does to you.