Team Fortress 2
So Just HOW Much Bread Did Soldier Teleport?
So we know he spent three full days doing it, but how much did he teleport number-wise?

Let's have a look:
  • There are 86,400 seconds in one day, so 86,400 x 3 = 259,200 seconds for three days.
  • A teleporter takes about 3-10 seconds to recharge, depending on what level it is (Level 1 takes 10 seconds, Level 3 takes 3 seconds).
  • 259,000/10 = 25,920; 259,200/3 = 86,400.

This is assuming Soldier doesn't sleep during any of this time (Which given his behavior before he did this, doesn't sound too unrealistic of him).

So, in total, Soldier teleported 25,920 peices of bread at the very least, and teleported 86,400 peices of bread at the absolute most.

In other words, THAT'S A LOT OF BREAD.
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Pootisaurus Rex Jun 18, 2014 @ 5:12pm 
"Dear God..."
melancholerik Jun 18, 2014 @ 5:12pm 
I'm pleased
What if he teleported multiple pieces of bread at one time?
FriendlyKat Jun 18, 2014 @ 5:15pm 
Originally posted by Edo the 309th:
So we know he spent three full days doing it, but how much did he teleport number-wise?

Let's have a look:
  • There are 86,400 seconds in one day, so 86,400 x 3 = 259,200 seconds for three days.
  • A teleporter takes about 3-10 seconds to recharge, depending on what level it is (Level 1 takes 10 seconds, Level 3 takes 3 seconds).
  • 259,000/10 = 25,920; 259,200/3 = 86,400.

This is assuming Soldier doesn't sleep during any of this time (Which given his behavior before he did this, doesn't sound too unrealistic of him).

So, in total, Soldier teleported 25,920 peices of bread at the very least, and teleported 86,400 peices of bread at the absolute most.

In other words, THAT'S A LOT OF BREAD.

You Sir... just wasted alot of time doing math.... LOL
Maddie Gaming Jun 18, 2014 @ 5:16pm 
Originally posted by .GeN Dr. BreadTumorSeducing:
Originally posted by Edo the 309th:
So we know he spent three full days doing it, but how much did he teleport number-wise?

Let's have a look:
  • There are 86,400 seconds in one day, so 86,400 x 3 = 259,200 seconds for three days.
  • A teleporter takes about 3-10 seconds to recharge, depending on what level it is (Level 1 takes 10 seconds, Level 3 takes 3 seconds).
  • 259,000/10 = 25,920; 259,200/3 = 86,400.

This is assuming Soldier doesn't sleep during any of this time (Which given his behavior before he did this, doesn't sound too unrealistic of him).

So, in total, Soldier teleported 25,920 peices of bread at the very least, and teleported 86,400 peices of bread at the absolute most.

In other words, THAT'S A LOT OF BREAD.

You Sir... just wasted alot of time doing math.... LOL
It was time well wasted.
FriendlyKat Jun 18, 2014 @ 5:16pm 
Originally posted by Edo the 309th:
Originally posted by .GeN Dr. BreadTumorSeducing:

You Sir... just wasted alot of time doing math.... LOL
It was time well wasted.
Indeed.. LOL
Originally posted by Edo the 309th (Got a Wii U!):
So we know he spent three full days doing it, but how much did he teleport number-wise?

Let's have a look:
  • There are 86,400 seconds in one day, so 86,400 x 3 = 259,200 seconds for three days.
  • A teleporter takes about 3-10 seconds to recharge, depending on what level it is (Level 1 takes 10 seconds, Level 3 takes 3 seconds).
  • 259,000/10 = 25,920; 259,200/3 = 86,400.

This is assuming Soldier doesn't sleep during any of this time (Which given his behavior before he did this, doesn't sound too unrealistic of him).

So, in total, Soldier teleported 25,920 peices of bread at the very least, and teleported 86,400 peices of bread at the absolute most.

In other words, THAT'S A LOT OF BREAD.
It was a level 1 sentry, So it was 10 seconds per charge.
Ranko Jun 28, 2014 @ 1:20pm 
he also didn't do it for 3 straight days, remember? they had 70 hours on their watch before he got the bucket then started teleporting bread. Then he was also during the last few hours watching scout with spy and Demo.
Hedgehog Jun 28, 2014 @ 1:23pm 
Was he teleporting the same piece again and again, or it were different ones?
The bread became aggressive when medic teleported a tumored one, so I take it that the mutation is increasing with every time.
That would explain the giant size of the boss bread (even more fun to imagine soldier teleporting that piece of bread as it was getting bigger every time and then was trying to attack him)
If it were different ones, did they merge in a giant piece? That's kinda lame then :/
Last edited by Hedgehog; Jun 28, 2014 @ 1:24pm
OrganicTaste Jun 28, 2014 @ 1:24pm 
Originally posted by Holiday Hobo:
What if he teleported multiple pieces of bread at one time?
Littlefoot Jun 28, 2014 @ 1:25pm 
Oh no... Soldier might have accidently created more bread monsters!
Tommy Kuuchett Dec 28, 2017 @ 2:51am 
But what with the giant bread monster at the end? And where did he teleport it to?
Geese Dec 28, 2017 @ 3:00am 
How many pieces per loaf is the better question
Why would you necro this is my question.
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