The Medic's license.

[chelitopower]

How did the Medic lose his medical llicense?

[Kikilicious]

Something about a patient waking up without a skeleton, according to the snippet of Meet The Medic.

[Klutch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6GmV7foe18

[arene_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs

[Gark]

The doctor was never seen from again, that's how. he didn't show up to his license renewal so he lost his license.

[nujim]

HE PUT IS D!CK IN A TOSTER WHILE NO ONE WAS AROUND, SOONER OR LATER, THEY FOUND BURNT J!ZZ ALL OVER THE TOSTER. THEY CHECKED EVERYONES PENIS ( INCLUDUNG THE WOMANS TOO ) TO SEE A BURNT PENIS, ALL THE BLACK DUDES WERE MISSTAKEN TO SHOVE THERE FAT NUTS INTO A TOASTER. SO ALL THE BLACK MEN WERE SENT TO JAIL FOR 300 LIGHT YEARS.
ABOUT 2 DAYS LATER THE MEDIC PUT FUCQING HARD BOILED EGGS IN HIS TINY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH BITCHSHIT NIGER OF A POTATO THEN SWISH HIS D!CK ACROSS THE HALLWAY REGARDLESS IF HE LOSE HIS WEEWEE. HIS BOSS ( MR. DICKFINGERS ) CAME UP AND TOLD HIM THAT HE DID A GOOD JOB UNTIL THEY SAW HIM SWISH AND FLICK HIS PAPER CUT-BENDED PENIS THROUGH THE HALLWAY. thats how he lost his medical license

[abandoned]

Originally posted by Io Otonash あっちこっち:

HE PUT IS D!CK IN A TOSTER WHILE NO ONE WAS AROUND, SOONER OR LATER, THEY FOUND BURNT J!ZZ ALL OVER THE TOSTER. THEY CHECKED EVERYONES PENIS ( INCLUDUNG THE WOMANS TOO ) TO SEE A BURNT PENIS, ALL THE BLACK DUDES WERE MISSTAKEN TO SHOVE THERE FAT NUTS INTO A TOASTER. SO ALL THE BLACK MEN WERE SENT TO JAIL FOR 300 LIGHT YEARS.
ABOUT 2 DAYS LATER THE MEDIC PUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD BOILED EGGS IN HIS ANUS THEN SWISH HIS ♥♥♥♥ ACROSS THE HALLWAY REGARDLESS IF HE LOSE HIS WEEWEE. HIS BOSS ( MR. DICKFINGERS ) CAME UP AND TOLD HIM THAT HE DID A GOOD JOB UNTIL THEY SAW HIM SWISH AND FLICK HIS PAPER CUT-BENDED PENIS THROUGH THE HALLWAY. thats how he lost his medical license

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgflscOmW8

[nujim]

OHMERFAQCINGGAWD HE SWISH AND FLICK HIS D!CK
:D

[Talon]

He lost his medical license when he surgically removed a guy's skeleton.
So.. he lost it as a result of malpractice. And with how the Medic acts... this is not surprising in the slightest.

He says this in his Meet The Team video.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

[Joshua Kurayami]

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ Nothing to see here, move along now..

His secret is just as censored as pyro's gender.

[nujim]

BLAME GLOBAL WARMING DAT MEDIC LOST HIS MEDICAL LICENSE

[Gark]

Originally posted by Io Otonash あっちこっち:

SO ALL THE BLACK MEN WERE SENT TO JAIL FOR 300 LIGHT YEARS.

Light years is how far light travels in a vacume in a year, it is a measurement of distance, not time.

[nujim]

so there wernt in jail o.o
MIND BLOWN

[SpaghettiiJuice]

Ze paitent found out his organs had bird nibbles on them