Why am I so unlucky?

[Collisto]

So this is a rant. Please, leave non-helpful comments!
So I am the unlickies Spy possible, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
I walk past a spawn door? The rest of the team come out of it.
I go for a stab? The enemy turns around and shoots me.
I shoot at someone? My frames go from 99 to 10.
This happens every time I try to do something, and I've been able to predict my death 10 times in a row now, and still not know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm doing wrong.

[quetz]

Originally posted by Collisto:

So this is a rant. Please, leave non-helpful comments!

Okay.

You're just bad. Your PC is bad, too.

[Turbo]

You never get to always win you know.

[Collisto]

Originally posted by That Other hl2:

You never get to always win you know.

More a case of never win.

[mumphies]

Originally posted by Collisto:

My frames go from 99 to 10.

I've had 9-30 fps on a different computer

[Turbo]

Originally posted by Collisto:

Originally posted by That Other hl2:

You never get to always win you know.

More a case of never win.

That's what pocket medics are for.

[Mashpit]

Originally posted by Collisto:

I walk past a spawn door? The rest of the team come out of it.

stop walking past spawn doors without being invisible

Originally posted by Collisto:

I go for a stab? The enemy turns around and shoots me.

stop uncloaking right behind people and expecting people to not hear you
also don't go for stabs on people that're not distracted by something else

Originally posted by Collisto:

I shoot at someone? My frames go from 99 to 10.

upgrade your toaster
alternatively get comanglia's config

[Collisto]

Originally posted by Collisto:

I go for a stab? The enemy turns around and shoots me.

stop uncloaking right behind people and expecting people to not hear you
also don't go for stabs on people that're not distracted by something else

I'm not an idiot, I don't decloak behind people, I hide behind walls to muffle the decloak, and then stalk for a stab. Often the people I try to stab are distracted, but they only seem to turn around when I'm about to stab them.

Originally posted by Collisto:

I shoot at someone? My frames go from 99 to 10.

upgrade your toaster
alternatively get comanglia's config [/quote]

£300 black widow, so apparently that's ♥♥♥♥.
Also I already use a config that sets everything so a potato could run it.

[quetz]

Originally posted by Collisto:

£300 black widow, so apparently that's ♥♥♥♥.

Yeah, keyboard affects fps.

Are you dumb?

[Collisto]

Originally posted by ミカサ:

Originally posted by Collisto:

£300 black widow, so apparently that's ♥♥♥♥.

Yeah, keyboard affects fps.

Are you dumb?

Thanks for straight out calling me dumb...
How exactly can a keyboard affect FPS?

[intukit]

Originally posted by Collisto:

Originally posted by Collisto:

£300 black widow, so apparently that's ♥♥♥♥.
Also I already use a config that sets everything so a potato could run it.

What config do you use, and what are your specs?

[quetz]

Originally posted by Collisto:

Originally posted by ミカサ:

Yeah, keyboard affects fps.

Are you dumb?

Thanks for straight out calling me dumb...
How exactly can a keyboard affect FPS?

It can't; you wrote about black widow for some reason.

[Collisto]

Originally posted by ミカサ:

Originally posted by Collisto:

Thanks for straight out calling me dumb...
How exactly can a keyboard affect FPS?

It can't; you wrote about black widow for some reason.

Thats then name of my PC...

[Collisto]

Originally posted by Collisto:

What config do you use, and what are your specs?

Don't actually know the specs... And apparently Google has never heard of this make of PC either... And the config, also don't know the name. Whelp I'm useless.

[Gulch]

Originally posted by Collisto:

£300 black widow, so apparently that's ♥♥♥♥.
Also I already use a config that sets everything so a potato could run it.

My Commodore 64 could run this game but I'm not going to play it on that thing.
Do you have a video card? I'm guessing for that price you don't. You may want to look into getting one if your pc can accept one.

[quetz]

Originally posted by Collisto:

Originally posted by ミカサ:

It can't; you wrote about black widow for some reason.

Thats then name of my PC...

Google black widow and you'll see.