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Shaygar Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:21am
Corny, Punny, and maybe Funny TF2 Jokes
List them here

A few of mine I've heard:
Q:How many Snipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:One, but try telling that to the 4 other Snipers

Q:Why does the Medic shout "I cannot wait!"?
A:Because then he would not be Medic, he would be patient.

Q:What's the Spy's least favorite aisle in the bakery?
A:The PIE-ROW!!!

Q:Why couldn't the Spy buy an Unusual?
A:The Scout never gave him his Diamondback!
Last edited by Shaygar; Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:21am
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Keldos Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:24am 
Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.

That's probably the most common joke.
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Shaygar Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:25am 
Originally posted by Quixenare:
Q:Why couldn't the Sniper shave?
A:Because the Spy never gave his Razorback.
I did not make that joke. I always steal everything.
Gud 2 know
I've also heard that one but carry on
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VetProf Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:25am 
That's actually the first time I heard the Medic joke. Nice one.
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pitaholics anonymous Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:27am 
I would tell you guys a hitbox joke, but I'm afraid you won't be able to PATCH it together.
Last edited by pitaholics anonymous; Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:29am
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Shaygar Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:28am 
Originally posted by Boxspy:
I would tell you guys a hitbox joke, but I'm afraid you won't be able to patch it together.
I can't tell if that was the punch-line or not, but im going to guess it was and laugh
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Pip Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:29am 
"Are you using The Jag? Cuz' you're making my dispenser erect faster than usual"
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Shaygar Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:31am 
Originally posted by Miss Pauling:
"Are you using The Jag? Cuz' you're making my dispenser erect faster than usual"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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pitaholics anonymous Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:33am 
Where does the soldier keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
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Shaygar Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:33am 
Originally posted by Boxspy:
Where does the soldier keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Oh god XD
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Rough Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:34am 
What did the Heavy say when he saw a Spy-Cicle Spy?

Icy Spy!
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pitaholics anonymous Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:35am 
How did Heavy get to the point first?
He was Russian.
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Shaygar Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:35am 
Originally posted by Juicy:
What did the Heavy say when he saw a Spy-Cicle Spy?

Icy Spy!
XD Never heard that one
In all truth I haven't, and I love this masterpiece of a joke
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Kazakh V3 Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:35am 
Q why did the engie have his hand replaced with the gunslinger
A because he had a mini accident
and thats why I suck at jokes
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pitaholics anonymous Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:36am 
Why doesn't the heavy eat any fruits?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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pitaholics anonymous Nov 17, 2015 @ 7:38am 
A crate walks into a bar and orders 'the usual.'
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