Team Fortress 2
Which of the Merc's can't read?
Throughout the comics, someone always brings up that 4 of the 9 mercs. Do not posses the ability to read (or at least they think 4 of them can't) which Merc's do you guys think can't? I mean first I'm going to rule out the ones we know can read. Engineer has 11 PhDs it's safe to assume he can read, Heavy has a PhD in literature, safe to assume he can read to. I'd say Spy can read, he is seen reading a book in expiration date after all. As for the others, there is no evidence that they can or can't read. What do you guys think? Can 4 of the merc's not read? Or is it just other character's basically calling them idiots.
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timber Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:47am 
soldier
Temxas Remd Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:47am 
scout, sniper, soldier, and pyro
mumphies Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:48am 
Pyro, He has a visually distorting gas mask
Soldier, cuz he is dumb
Strayed Sheep Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:49am 
Originally posted by Engieslayer3:
scout, sniper, soldier, and pyro

I can believe that, not sure about sniper. He has mentioned that he did go to school as a kid. But I guess that doesn't exactly mean he was good at it.
Strayed Sheep Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:50am 
Originally posted by splat tim:
Pyro, He has a visually distorting gas mask
Soldier, cuz he is dumb

He does attempt to read in the comic's once. But struggles and thinks the word is something completely different.
Temxas Remd Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:51am 
Originally posted by #NiceGuyMcFly:
Originally posted by Engieslayer3:
scout, sniper, soldier, and pyro

I can believe that, not sure about sniper. He has mentioned that he did go to school as a kid. But I guess that doesn't exactly mean he was good at it.
that was my thinking, his house doesn't look like he'd be going to school, and its ironic how you can't own firearms in australia yet sniper comes from there.
Strayed Sheep Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:53am 
Originally posted by Engieslayer3:
Originally posted by #NiceGuyMcFly:

I can believe that, not sure about sniper. He has mentioned that he did go to school as a kid. But I guess that doesn't exactly mean he was good at it.
that was my thinking, his house doesn't look like he'd be going to school, and its ironic how you can't own firearms in australia yet sniper comes from there.

Well this is Tf2. In a world where almost all aussies are muscular men or curvy women with moustaches. I don't think that law would really apply to much.
Jimmy Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:54am 
I believe it is Pyro Soldier Heavy and Demoman. :moavassassin:
Temxas Remd Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:55am 
Originally posted by #NiceGuyMcFly:
Originally posted by Engieslayer3:
that was my thinking, his house doesn't look like he'd be going to school, and its ironic how you can't own firearms in australia yet sniper comes from there.

Well this is Tf2. In a world where almost all aussies are muscular men or curvy women with moustaches. I don't think that law would really apply to much.
Very correct as well.
Temxas Remd Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:55am 
Originally posted by 05superhero:
I believe it is Pyro Soldier Heavy and Demoman. :moavassassin:
Demoman tried to read the bombinicon
Strayed Sheep Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:56am 
Originally posted by 05superhero:
I believe it is Pyro Soldier Heavy and Demoman. :moavassassin:

Demo eh? I'm not sure about that, when he isn't drunk he does seem to posses enough intelligence to read. Heavy totally can read, he has a PhD in literature after all.
Strayed Sheep Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:56am 
Originally posted by Engieslayer3:
Originally posted by 05superhero:
I believe it is Pyro Soldier Heavy and Demoman. :moavassassin:
Demoman tried to read the bombinicon

Oh yes I forgot about that, he did read it and it took his eye.
In the comics we've seen that pyro managed to become the ceo of Frontier Engineering, and he even got them to their best quarter, so I'm pretty sure he can read.
Strayed Sheep Dec 8, 2015 @ 7:58am 
Originally posted by Thyrell:
In the comics we've seen that pyro managed to become the ceo of Frontier Engineering, and he even got them to their best quarter, so I'm pretty sure he can read.

Oh yeah! He was even reading a newspaper. And the words didn't seem distorted in his vision.
I'd say scout and pyro
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