Valve, please. The Pain Train is TOO OP.

[[HÄM]]

Step 1: Git pen tren. I prefer a strange or killstreak pain train as opposed to a regular one, but any will do. Personally, my pride and joy of my TF2 Backpack is my Collector's Pro KS pain train.
Step 2: Git bootleg. No, you can't have pills. No.
Step 3: Git sheld. Shields are a "bit" important, but splendid or tide turner will = topscore for your team. Be kredit 2 teem.
Step 4: Git friends. Quickfix pocket friend will become your greatest friend in this world.
Step 5: Enjoy, and crit away. Seriously, PainTrain Knight will NOT work on nocrit servers. At all. Don't even try it, it's horrible.

Good luck, my friends. Enjoy your hours of demolishing teams and ruining dreams with possibly the best weapon ever introduced into Team Fortress: The Second.

[Littlefoot]

Pain Train OP? Nope, it's useless on anything that's not control points or payload.

[[HÄM]]

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Pain Train OP? Nope, it's useless on anything that's not control points or payload.

You sir, are clearly mistaken. The paintrain excels in any game type, and is proven to be at least 30% better while in defensive positions, because its extra capping power will be redirected into more crits and making you a monster of a man.

[Littlefoot]

Originally posted by GFL HÄM #PainTrainOP:

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Pain Train OP? Nope, it's useless on anything that's not control points or payload.

You sir, are clearly mistaken. The paintrain excels in any game type, and is proven to be at least 30% better while in defensive positions, because its extra capping power will be redirected into more crits and making you a monster of a man.

You're a troll. It works exactly the same as the wielders stock melee with a passive upside that's useless in any defensive scenario.

[Spinozette]

Joke Train would be proud.

[FiveOh]

Originally posted by Shrekyl the Shrek:

Joke Train would be proud.

[BenjiG98]

Originally posted by A Trademarked Mudcrab:

Originally posted by Shrekyl the Shrek:

Joke Train would be proud.

[[HÄM]]

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by GFL HÄM #PainTrainOP:

You sir, are clearly mistaken. The paintrain excels in any game type, and is proven to be at least 30% better while in defensive positions, because its extra capping power will be redirected into more crits and making you a monster of a man.

You're a troll. It works exactly the same as the wielders stock melee with a passive upside that's useless in any defensive scenario.

If only this was true. The pain train works exceptionally well in defensive scenarios and its ridiculous crit rate compares to the frying pan. Only a nonbeliever would call me a troll, and I hope that one day you too can come to realize the pain train's majestic power.

[Festive Wind]

No offense broski, but the pan is and always will be better.

And the ham too, but the pan is better than the ham.

[GlowBat]

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by GFL HÄM #PainTrainOP:

You sir, are clearly mistaken. The paintrain excels in any game type, and is proven to be at least 30% better while in defensive positions, because its extra capping power will be redirected into more crits and making you a monster of a man.

You're a troll. It works exactly the same as the wielders stock melee with a passive upside that's useless in any defensive scenario.

uhh...you don't get the joke...do you?

[Crayola Ultra - Cream]

Guys this isn't a joke. The pain train is what keeps TF2 alive! Without it, we'd probably have black and white capture points!

[Fino]

Originally posted by A Trademarked Mudcrab:

Originally posted by Shrekyl the Shrek:

Joke Train would be proud.

[Dr. Bones]

This IS a joke, right?

[asian boy hamm]

Originally posted by Marceline:

Originally posted by A Trademarked Mudcrab:

[THE SKELETON]

Such trolls. Very bad. Much Overused. Doge.

[Littlefoot]

The OP is a troll. It's obvious, Pain Train is effective what it can do (cap points faster), but it's useless if you're on defense. And it's higher crit chance is a myth, it does NOT have higher crit chance.

This troll is just as bad as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Seck C.