why i hate the scout more than the spy

[loveamongst]

we all know that the spy is the most hated but most wanted class in tf2. but for me, the scout is the most annoying class, even more annoying than the spy. why? here are the reasons:

1. killing method: the spy will just grant you a quick and painless death through his backstab, but the scout they will torture you slowly, and painfully until it will destroy your self-morale and makes you go insane.

2. speed: scout is the fastest class. while the spy needs to disguise and sneak behind enemy lines, the scout can sneak behind enemy lines with his speed and ambush you, making you frustrated on how the ♥♥♥♥ did he catch up to me

3. pyro: the pyro can just catch up with the spy, while the scout with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double jump and his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ speed can annoy you while he evade every bullet, explosive, or fire

4. personality: the spy is a gentleman. the scout is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arrogant, ego-istic, sonofabiz. except for the femscout, she is more liked than her male counterpart. ♥♥♥♥ the male scout.

So that's why i hate the scout more than the spy

[AUTOMATED GAY SPACE COMMUNISM]

INACCURATE

The scout will blast you and then make a big deal about it. Much of his torment is posthumous.

[Spinostafrikanotosuchuonymimus]

Spy has barely any broken unlocks, Scout has a few more.
But I don't see how being killed in one hit is better than having a bigger chance {Even if it is 2 Seconds}

[Big Pharma]

Have you heard spy's lines?
"Dominated, you fatouos, fat-headed fat man!"
"You died as you lived, "morbidly obese""
"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
"Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!"
"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
Does that sound like a gentleman? He may be slightly better than scout, but that's how their characters were created.

[Spinostafrikanotosuchuonymimus]

Originally posted by Rising Sun:

Have you heard spy's lines?
"Dominated, you fatouos, fat-headed fat man!"
"You died as you lived, "morbidly obese""
"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
"Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!"
"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
Does that sound like a gentleman? He may be slightly better than scout, but that's how their characters were created.

Most of the characters are that rude.

[The Guy You Know Down The Road]

I think the demo man is the worst class it doesnt even have a gun

[loveamongst]

Originally posted by Rising Sun:

Have you heard spy's lines?
"Dominated, you fatouos, fat-headed fat man!"
"You died as you lived, "morbidly obese""
"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
"Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!"
"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
Does that sound like a gentleman? He may be slightly better than scout, but that's how their characters were created.

Have you ever look at scouts lines?:
"Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
"What is your major malfunction, brother?"
"Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery."
"Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
"Hey overalls! You suck!"
"Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"
"Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

[Big Pharma]

Originally posted by I'm just a tryhard:

Originally posted by Rising Sun:

Have you heard spy's lines?
"Dominated, you fatouos, fat-headed fat man!"
"You died as you lived, "morbidly obese""
"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
"Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!"
"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
Does that sound like a gentleman? He may be slightly better than scout, but that's how their characters were created.

Have you ever look at scouts lines?:
"Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
"What is your major malfunction, brother?"
"Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery."
"Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
"Hey overalls! You suck!"
"Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"
"Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

I think we can both agree that their lines aren't exactly the most polite.

[M.O.S.B.]

"FemScout" Is there a mod for that? If so not anyone has it so there can't be a general more liked or more disliked.

Now with that out of the way, Everyclass is a ♥♥♥♥ in the game, Scout is less clever (and the bar is low) and the reason both are disliked is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

This doesn't fit but listen, ur gonna git rekt.

[Spinostafrikanotosuchuonymimus]

Originally posted by I'm just a tryhard:

Originally posted by Rising Sun:

Have you heard spy's lines?
"Dominated, you fatouos, fat-headed fat man!"
"You died as you lived, "morbidly obese""
"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
"Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!"
"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
Does that sound like a gentleman? He may be slightly better than scout, but that's how their characters were created.

Have you ever look at scouts lines?:
"Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
"What is your major malfunction, brother?"
"Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery."
"Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
"Hey overalls! You suck!"
"Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"
"Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

Sniper's be polite is a lie.
"Dom-in-ated, ya little ankle-biter!"
"That'll slow ya down, ya twitchy hooligan!"
"Dominated, ya miniature delinquent!"
"Couldn't skip around that, could ya? Ya precious little posey!"
"Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!"
"Take that, ya one-eyed drunk!"
"Tagged ya, ya wobblin' Scot!"
"Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!"
"You've been killed by the best, cyclops!"
"Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!"
"The bullets come outta the slim end, mate!"
"Nice try, mate, but I'm the best!"
"You call that snipin'?"
"Dominated, ya blind-eyed bastard!"
"One Sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!"
"Bloody hell, you're awful."
"Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track."
"You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
"I'm not done yet, mate, not by a long shot."

[Mumbles the Pyro]

Originally posted by {Spino-rexzillaEN25:

Originally posted by I'm just a tryhard:

Have you ever look at scouts lines?:
"Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
"What is your major malfunction, brother?"
"Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery."
"Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
"Hey overalls! You suck!"
"Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"
"Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

Sniper's be polite is a lie.
"Dom-in-ated, ya little ankle-biter!"
"That'll slow ya down, ya twitchy hooligan!"
"Dominated, ya miniature delinquent!"
"Couldn't skip around that, could ya? Ya precious little posey!"
"Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!"
"Take that, ya one-eyed drunk!"
"Tagged ya, ya wobblin' Scot!"
"Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!"
"You've been killed by the best, cyclops!"
"Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!"
"The bullets come outta the slim end, mate!"
"Nice try, mate, but I'm the best!"
"You call that snipin'?"
"Dominated, ya blind-eyed bastard!"
"One Sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!"
"Bloody hell, you're awful."
"Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track."
"You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
"I'm not done yet, mate, not by a long shot."

I like two of the Sniper's domination lines against a pyro, they're so mean, I love it.

"Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!"
"Gotcha, ya mental defective!"

[3Wave [Yung Ramsey]]

I've never found scouts too annoying honetly idk why
Spies don't annoy me too much, but imagining what it would be like to not have to always check my back seems nice
I mean situational awareness is good in general even without spies, but its tiresome having to spycheck sometimes

[Axle]

Scout isn't that annoying because you can w+m1 pro him jk but I main scout so his main weakness is minisentries and sentries. And probably brass beast heavies. Another thing is that spy can backstab scouts if they run backward and can do trickstabs around corners to scouts so that's my opinion about this

[loveamongst]

Originally posted by Axel:

Scout isn't that annoying because you can w+m1 pro him jk but I main scout so his main weakness is minisentries and sentries. And probably brass beast heavies. Another thing is that spy can backstab scouts if they run backward and can do trickstabs around corners to scouts so that's my opinion about this

dont forget the natascha

[Ozyruz]

I honestly agree, nothing is more annoying than a Force a Nature Scout..

[dad]

Originally posted by I'm just a tryhard:

Originally posted by Axel:

Scout isn't that annoying because you can w+m1 pro him jk but I main scout so his main weakness is minisentries and sentries. And probably brass beast heavies. Another thing is that spy can backstab scouts if they run backward and can do trickstabs around corners to scouts so that's my opinion about this

dont forget the natascha

yeah, as a scout main myself, i'd say the natascha is far more annoying than the brass beast