Oy, Lads! Who's Got a Spare Deadlock Alpha Invite for a Fellow Merc?

[Skedule]

What makes me a good alpha tester? IF I WERE A BAD TESTER, I WOULDN’T BE SITTIN’ HERE DISCUSSIN’ IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?!

Listen up, ya scrumpy-sippin' slackers! The name's Demoman, and I've blown up more things than I can count—so you can bet I know a thing or two about games that go BOOM! Now, I hear there's a fancy new game called Deadlock in alpha, and I reckon I’d make a fine addition to the testing crew.

I've spent over 5000 hours in the Dota 2 trenches and another 1500 in the Team Fortress 2 warzone. I’ve beta-tested more games than a Medic’s got syringes, and I know the value of good feedback. When I see a bug, I don’t just report it—I blast it into smithereens!

So here’s the deal: If any of you fine folks have a spare Deadlock alpha invite, toss it my way. I promise not to blow up anything... unintentionally, that is. You’ll be doin’ a service to gamers everywhere by gettin’ me in there to make sure the game is top-notch before it hits the rest of the world.

Now, who’s got a golden ticket for ol’ Demo?

[♚-Řυηe-♚]

Imagine typing this out and reading it any going “yeah this is perfect” then posting it on the cmm forms 💀

[Yzal]

Originally posted by Skedule:

I've spent over 5000 hours in the Dota 2 trenches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdGW1HVoE30

[4k genius]

Hello! Do you have some deadlock invites? I would be very grateful if you invite me

[It’s me versus me]

Get me invite, I would try

[calembredaine]

should you really ask such question in the slums

[rin]

I have a deadlock invite, game kinda meh

[76561199579462069]

The only spare I have is a spare bingo card for tonight. God bless america and president trump

[Michael De Santa]

You don’t have the right, O’ you don’t have the right!

[Skedule]

Originally posted by rin:

I have a deadlock invite, game kinda meh

Does seem kind of rough around the edges from leaks I've seen, but it is in alpha.
If you feel like inviting me, add me on steam and i'll send you my email and other info valve request.
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[Daggial]

20 years badge with thousands hours in tf2/dota looking for invite :)

[Guilion]

Just buy it yourself bruh
https://store.steampowered.com/app/513790/DEADLOCK/
it's been in alpha since 2016 though...