Tf2 fast food promo items!!

[cat in box says a lot]

Hey food fans! Tf2 has a lot of similarities with fast food heres some ideas for fast food promos!

Scout:
Baja Blast taco bell Bonk! Replacement

Soldier:
Iconic McDonald's bag replaces buff banner

Pyro:
Starbucks birthday cake pop replaces lollichop

Demoman:
Stickybombs are replaced by mcnuggets

Engineer:
Dispenser is happy meal box

Medic:
Little Ceasars pizza slice and the beam is a cheese stretch

Sniper:
Canes chicken strip as kukri

Spy;
Mcdonalds Gilroy garlic fries replace disguise kit

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

I think it would be better if we gave all classes a Soylent Wafer in the new Green flavor as a lunchbox item. Fun fact about the Soylent Green Wafers: the Soylent Green Wafers are made from plankton! They're very vegan-friendly. Buy some quickly, because these vegan-friendly wafers sell fast!

(This post was sponsored by the Soylent Corporation)

note to mods: this is not an ad this is a joke

[rocketgreentea]

Originally posted by squish:

Baja Blast taco bell Bonk! Replacement

This would go so hard.

[libadwaita (she/her)]

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)

[Spartykins]

but lawsuits!

[76561199363536228]

puki kaki

[Beep Boy]

I found this Baja Blast Mountain Dew reskin mod for Bonk! Atomic Punch
https://gamebanana.com/mods/200236

There's no mod that replaces Buff Banner with McDonald's bag, but there's a mod that reskins Ghostly Gibus with Mcdonald's Take-Away Paper Bag:
https://gamebanana.com/mods/201148

Idk about Birthday cake pop, but i found this funny cosmetic for all classes:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=17221&searchtext=lollipop
You mentioned all fast foods, except for burgers! That's criminal!
Here i found Cheeseburger mod for Heavy that repcaces his Sandvich.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/199695

Didn't found happy meal box skin, but would it be more sense if it replaced Engineer's toolbox instead of his Dispencer?

For medic you can replace his Medigun with this Pizza mod and instead of cheese stretch it would be pizza aroma. (This is Sandvich replacement, but if you are good at modding you can port it to medigun)
https://gamebanana.com/mods/199680

Found this fries at workshop
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=73334112&searchtext=Mcdonalds+Gilroy+garlic+fries

Idk about Stickybomb nuggets and chicken strip kukri.

[Guilion]

Valve should do a Soylent collab like my favorite youtuber!

[Der tüddelige Fußgänger]

This game is perfectly fine as it is right now with relatively little promo items by modern standards. Fortnite is a single big promo game lmao.