Which bread belongs to which character?

[The schmeat beat]

So I noticed that there are 9 kinds of bread that can spawn from a teleporter. It's also pretty obvious that every bread belongs to one of the classes in tf2.

I am now trying to figure out to what class all the breads belong to, as some of these connections are pretty obvious.

(List of all the breads: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bread)

I already know:

Baguette - Spy

Burned bread - Pyro

Borodinsky bread - Heavy

Pretzel - Medic



Breads I'm not sure of:

Canned bread ration - Soldier? (probably)

Plain loaf - Demoman? (Link on the tf2 wiki page brings you to wikipedia, where you can see that it's a traditional style of loaf made chiefly in Scotland.)

Crumpet - Demoman/Scout? (This is where it gets difficult - Both the plain loaf and the crumpet connect with scotland, while the crumpet is a bit more on the side of the UK. But, I couldn't help but think that a crumpet is also often called "teabread or teacake". Since the crumpet origined from Victorian times, I thought that it's possible that british sailors of that time were bringing the crumpet to america with trade ships. That brought me to the most important trading spots of that time, and also to an important event in american history - the Boston tea party. And when we get to Boston, we have a connection to the Scout)


Cornbread - Engineer? The wikipedia page about cornbread says that it's first creators were the native americans. I kind of was thinking about a connection from the native americas to Texas, which is the home of the Engineer.

Cinnamon-swirl bread - Sniper? This one is even harder...the only thing I could think of was the same story with the crumpet, the british brining the cinnamon-swirl bread to one of their colonies, just that this time it was Australia and not America.

[Joshua Kurayami]

Maybe you should have found out about that when the update was released or before..

[Percy The High Engine]

Cornbread comes from America, Crumpet and Plain loaf from Scotland, and it interests me too

[Blumberquack]

Originally posted by Percy The High Engine:

Cornbread comes from America, Crumpet and Plain loaf from Scotland, and it interests me too

And this thread came from 2014, now go sit on the naughty step

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i'm still alive u kno

[SCP-173]

Originally posted by insert meme into my bloodstream:

i'm still alive u kno

We've awoken the beast from it's 3 year hibernation.

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and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did my 16-years old self put a lot of time into this post
i'm so glad i've improved a bit.

[Mossy Snake]

Originally posted by insert meme into my bloodstream:

i'm still alive u kno

Suddenly your grammar is worse.
Explain

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Originally posted by MossyRathalos:

Originally posted by insert meme into my bloodstream:

i'm still alive u kno

Suddenly your grammar is worse.
Explain

16 years old me still gave a bit of a ♥♥♥♥ i think
these days all i do is laugh at low-resolution images of dog faces, because that's what counts as a meme now apparently

[Percy The High Engine]

I want to know it too lol, this is why I revived it

[The schmeat beat]

Originally posted by Percy The High Engine:

I want to know it too lol, this is why I revived it

i learned to live without this forbiden knowledge, you must as well

[Percy The High Engine]

♥♥♥♥

[Some Random Dead Guy]

This is so old the bread is now beyond moldy, it's just a pure fungal colony at this point

[Zoomytoast]

Originally posted by Some Random Dead Guy:

This is so old the bread is now beyond moldy, it's just a pure fungal colony at this point

No, it's turned into a planet filled with tumors

[Some Random Dead Guy]

Originally posted by JSConnor:

Originally posted by Some Random Dead Guy:

This is so old the bread is now beyond moldy, it's just a pure fungal colony at this point

No, it's turned into a planet filled with tumors

Scientific proof you can get cancer from necroing a thread

[★FeatherGame★]

Originally posted by Percy The High Engine:

Cornbread comes from America, Crumpet and Plain loaf from Scotland, and it interests me too

You do know that necro-ing is a rule?