Update Release Theories For Summer 2023

[imw]

If the update is released on Friday, June 2, it will be not massive. If, instead, the update releases on Friday, June 16, there would be 2 extra weeks to cram a potential HUD upgrade and another map into the update.

Tbh it would probably be necessary to push a-major-one out until Friday, June 30 (pre-holiday weekend) as an update (which has game breaking glitches) until being fixed on Wednesday, July 5, and the again on Friday, July 7, as the weekend starts relative to Valve time.

As another crate depression anniversary approaches there is optional late-July weekends available, or the Thursday, August 10 conclusion to the crate depression situation in which those who teleported bread all night (or day to some) were somewhat rewarded for their unusual investments.

Summer version of wutville? What are your update release theories?

[charbway]

pride month update with pride unusuals and pride weapon skins yaaaay

[GamerPal]

Prob June 22nd.
If you browse the TF2 Website for ALL Summer Updates which ever happened, then u will see, that ALL dropped between the 21st - 25th. Also between JUNE to AUGUST.

Going with the Rhyth.. id guess the 20th or 22nd JUNE.

[The BDA]

My theory is that we'll have another mediocre crate update that adds more mediocre cosmetics and warpaints YouTubers will call mediocre or bad while also spending alot of money on to open on stream or for their epic YouTube videos just because they'll get a funny purple item from gambling

Maybe one or two good maps literally nobody will play regularly after the update

Usual map fixes

Maybe some rebalancing

[Spartykins]

Originally posted by sneeze:

pride month update with pride unusuals and pride weapon skins yaaaay

we already had rainbow skins in the pyroland crate so...

[dag]

Nothing

[Mailer]

I hope to see some community fixes from the workshop, along with the usual stuff that updates come with (a new cosmetic case / warpaints case, a few maps and other content from the workshop, a modest list of bug fixes, etc.).

Anything above that I think would be pretty unlikely; then again community fixes is all that I think the game really needs at this point, since it's in a pretty good state otherwise, thanks to the contractor last year. Especially on community servers.

[M1 Gaming #GiveMeTheTF2]

Probably cosmetics and a few maps; maybe items. Past that in the future with different updates I would assume they would start compiling community fixes and implementing them.

[800 DEAD SPIDERS]

2 cent crate 13 dollar key

[Scout]

Originally posted by sneeze:

pride month update with pride unusuals and pride weapon skins yaaaay

like this?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2888359584

[Ernesto]

Originally posted by sneeze:

Originally posted by Spartykins:

we already had rainbow skins in the pyroland crate so...

we need lesbian, bisexual, and trans skins next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4x8I1HomI
>Heres your new fresh and modern update kid!

[Bob]

Originally posted by Pig:

Originally posted by sneeze:

we need lesbian, bisexual, and trans skins next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4x8I1HomI
>Heres your new fresh and modern update kid!

Oh man I almost forgotten how fantastic Overwatch is and how TF2 strives to its glory.

[dag]

Originally posted by Pig:

Originally posted by sneeze:

we need lesbian, bisexual, and trans skins next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4x8I1HomI
>Heres your new fresh and modern update kid!

Rent free

[imw]

Originally posted by ̲̅zero/8:

Nothing

N - Night-vision goggles
O - Offensive buffs to get out of spawn
T - Tanks can be built by Engineer on payload maps going towards blu
H - Hats
I - Invasion themed MvM map
N - Night time/Day time mode between stages or rounds
G - Gun

Originally posted by Mailer:

I hope to see some community fixes from the workshop, along with the usual stuff that updates come with (a new cosmetic case / warpaints case, a few maps and other content from the workshop, a modest list of bug fixes, etc.).

Anything above that I think would be pretty unlikely; then again community fixes is all that I think the game really needs at this point, since it's in a pretty good state otherwise, thanks to the contractor last year. Especially on community servers.

Submit bugs fix requests to the source 1 games issues tracker on github or see how others from the community create these reports.

Originally posted by gary:

2 cent crate 13 dollar key

A new type of key which costs more money; unlock Administrator cases with Australium keys...

[Falleax]

ugly hats
a bad map or two

[BerrySerious]

Originally posted by sneeze:

pride month update with pride unusuals and pride weapon skins yaaaay

hahaha YEAH YEAH..HAAHAHAHAH........ No that will never happen. and i dont care