Cars

[Asda enjoyer]

IF all the mercs had a drivers license what car would the drive. only rule is it has to be a car in the timeline so no new cars car from 1900 to 1972.

[<>< ← fish]

Soldier would probably drive a military jeep that he stole

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Imagine giving The Demoman a car.

[road work ahead]

Originally posted by Q-T_3.14.exe:

Imagine giving The Demoman a car. :Koromon:

That’d be crazy I think, they should add that in tf2 💯 🔥

[SINKI]

idk anything about cars but I will guees spy would drive a very expensive car for the ladys

[demopan]

- Scout: With his love for speed and flair, the Scout might drive a classic 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. Its powerful engine and sporty design would match his personality perfectly.

- Soldier: As a patriotic soldier, the Soldier might drive a 1967 Ford Mustang GT. This iconic American muscle car represents the freedom and strength he fights for.

- Pyro: The Pyro's mysterious personality and love for fire might lead them to drive a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. This extravagant car's tail fins look like flames, making it the perfect fit for the Pyro's aesthetic.

- Demoman: With his Scottish heritage and love for explosives, the Demoman might drive a 1965 Mini Cooper S. This compact car is known for its nimble handling and rally racing capabilities, making it perfect for the Demoman's wild driving style.

- Heavy: The Heavy's imposing size and strength might lead him to drive a 1968 Dodge Charger R/T. This powerful muscle car's bulk and raw power would match the Heavy's personality and make him feel unstoppable.

- Engineer: As a practical and inventive person, the Engineer might drive a 1960 Chevrolet Corvair Greenbrier van. Its spacious interior and unique design would appeal to his engineering sensibilities.

- Medic: The Medic's German background and love for technology might lead him to drive a 1963 Porsche 911. This iconic sports car's precision and engineering would match the Medic's scientific approach to healing.

- Sniper: With his sharpshooting skills and love for hunting, the Sniper might drive a 1969 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396. This classic muscle car's powerful engine and sleek design would appeal to his competitive nature.

- Spy: The Spy's suave and secretive personality might lead him to drive a 1965 Jaguar E-Type. This stylish sports car's elegance and sophistication would match the Spy's refined tastes.

[The man, the myth, the leg]

scout-some barely functional beater muscle car, probably missing some/most of its light and bumpers
soldier-either a jeep or something completely unrelated painted to look like a miltary vehicle
pyro- something tiny, maybe an isetta or mini
demo-probaby something very practical. a big wagon or a van
heavy-some luxury barge
engineer-probably something custom made/heavily modified to fit his exact needs
medic-something fairly high spec and german
sniper-already has a camper van. if he had a second car it would prob be a small offroader(land rover, jimny)
spy-the most luxurious vehicle available at the time

[rust]

heavy = Lada

[Budz_2_YT]

heavy= T-34-85

[Yzal]

Originally posted by The man, the myth, the leg:

spy-the most luxurious vehicle available at the time

With a "my other ride is your mom" sticker.

[mna99]

Spy drove a car briefly in one of the comics.

Sniper canonically has a camper truck/van.

Scout used a dirt bike/moped in one of the comics (so did Heavy).

Medic has an emote where he drive a miniature ambulance.

Demoman and/or Soldier have a rather nice fishing boat in one of the comics/promotional materials. Also golf cart for Demo.

[Budz_2_YT]

[Kitt 🌟 Stargazer]

Pyro would drive Sweet Tooths Ice Cream Truck from Twister metal.

[Milkshake]

Scout lost his license or can't afford a car, so he skateboards
Solider steals jets and jumps out of them to get to work
Pyro drives a sick motorcycle (In pyrovision it's a tricycle)
Demo takes a cab or bus to work
Engineer teleports
Heavy walks
Don't know rest

[Buster Cherry]

Demoman would drive himself to drink

[Punished Eric]

If the mercs owned a sex toy from baddragon .com which sex toy would they use?